Pin-seeker
Well-known member
Grown men throwing hissy fits because someone has a different opinion 
Random Irritations
- Thread starter Blue in Munich
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Red devil
Well-known member
Sorry to hear that Bob. But please promise if you come across an exceptional mince pie you'll share it with us.
Bunkermagnet
Journeyman Pro
He's from the USA, it's normal to think they're the best/worst/biggest/smallest or anything else you'd like to addNope, not even close to the top of the table.
Mandofred
Well-known member
Can't be worst/smallest.....dwelling on the worst possible outcome is a Brit thing....He's from the USA, it's normal to think they're the best/worst/biggest/smallest or anything else you'd like to add
It's not THAT big of an irritation, actually,
but I'm pretty sure that I am the forum leader
in moderator-deleted posts!
I'm sure the deletions are usually warranted,
but it's a good thing that I'm not hypersensitive.
Nope, not even close to the top of the table
Not even in the same division
Mandofred
Well-known member
Ouch.....I don't suppose you could....you know.....list the top 5 miscreants? Come on.....please?
Voyager EMH
Slipper Wearing Plucker of Pheasants
Naming and shaming could cause it to become a competition, thus giving the mods more work.
Yeah, come on, do it!
Yeah, come on, do it!
Slime
Tour Winner
This starts off in this thread but could end up in the Things that Gladden the Heart thread, or even the Laughter thread.
One of my lawn mowers died today, half way through a customer's lawn.
I shot home to pick up my spare mower and left the dead one by my garage so that I could put it back in my car at the end of my day. Tomorrow I would take it to the tip.
(Random Irritations thread).
However, I eventually finished the lawn I was doing and, on returning home, I found that my dead mower has been stolen.
Oh, how I'd love to see the look on the thief's face when they realise that they've stolen a dead lawnmower.
(Laughter thread).
I've also been saved a trip to the local tip!
(Things that Gladden the Heart thread).
Three threads, all in on go!
One of my lawn mowers died today, half way through a customer's lawn.
I shot home to pick up my spare mower and left the dead one by my garage so that I could put it back in my car at the end of my day. Tomorrow I would take it to the tip.
(Random Irritations thread).
However, I eventually finished the lawn I was doing and, on returning home, I found that my dead mower has been stolen.
Oh, how I'd love to see the look on the thief's face when they realise that they've stolen a dead lawnmower.
(Laughter thread).
I've also been saved a trip to the local tip!
(Things that Gladden the Heart thread).
Three threads, all in on go!
AmandaJR
Money List Winner
Finding that some blighter has fly-tipped a rusty old broken lawnmower in the layby heading out of the village...
williamalex1
Money List Winner
Bob would it help if I played you the Crying Shames only hit song
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Fade and Die
Medal Winner
No reply…you might be one of the “Dirty Dozen” on the naughty step?Bob would it help if I played you the Crying Shames only hit song
KenL
Tour Rookie
Imagine having a spare lawn mower. A spare putter yes, but a spare lawn mower? 
Pathetic Shark
Tour Rookie
Could I make the Top 10 if I posted something that combined pink castle tees, Covid, crocs, Steps, the last General Election, the WHS, cyclists, LIV golf, Fragger's handicap, pop-up ads on this forum, Nigel Farage and ladies playing too slowly?
KenL
Tour Rookie
Anything political would guarantee you the number one slot.Could I make the Top 10 if I posted something that combined pink castle tees, Covid, crocs, Steps, the last General Election, the WHS, cyclists, LIV golf, Fragger's handicap, pop-up ads on this forum, Nigel Farage and ladies playing too slowly?
Voyager EMH
Slipper Wearing Plucker of Pheasants
I think I could trump all of those in one simple post.Could I make the Top 10 if I posted something that combined pink castle tees, Covid, crocs, Steps, the last General Election, the WHS, cyclists, LIV golf, Fragger's handicap, pop-up ads on this forum, Nigel Farage and ladies playing too slowly?
Arthur Wedge
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Pin-seeker
Well-known member
Phil you literally deleted your account only to come back a month later
Oh the drama!!!!
Mandofred
Well-known member
Unfortunately......my putter costs a fair bit more than my lawn mower.Imagine having a spare lawn mower. A spare putter yes, but a spare lawn mower?
Arthur Wedge
Well-known member
He is a gardenerImagine having a spare lawn mower. A spare putter yes, but a spare lawn mower?
suspect most of them will have spares
SteveW86
Head Pro
Phil you literally deleted your account only to come back a month later
Oh the drama!!!!
Was it MrPing who had the biggest flounce?
