Fade and Die

Why do contestants on Masterchef keep on serving raw racks of lamb? No one wants barely warm meat surrounded by unrendered fat. Surely...

Kids with their dad all weekend, She Who Must Be Obeyed away on a hen do (look out Cardiff) so I have the house to myself for the...

Adding Cardiff or firmly confirming Cardiff on the scummy club list...

No it's not, you are being extremely loose in your definition of corruption there.

Eniola Aluko. She LOVES to play the race card.

He's deaf. She had to say it again.

Pardon?

Given up waiting so have booked myself in privately for tomorrow morning. All those years paying in to a system that'll have me waiting...

Stan Collymore, well that’s it then lock the thread 🤣😉

No way is it a "shame" for him in his last few games. I always hope Liverpool get relegated along with Manure, I've absolutely no wish...

Age old stereotypes 🙄. It says more about her co workers, their partners, opinions etc than anything else. When my wife goes away now...

Wife's going to New York for a long weekend tomorrow, apparently her co workers have been asking if she's sorted the kids out for me and...

And more brown that I'd expect. In Scotland, peas are green...