Laughter - the best medicine

[YandaB]

In these peculiar times many people find it good to have a little laugh along the way. I have seen the odd bit of black humour amongst the different threads but thought that I would start a specific thread where we can all dip in for a dose. Please keep them within the GM guidelines and they don't have to be golf or covid related. Here is a starter for 10, I am sure that there are plenty better out there.

A priest, a vicar, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit turns to the vicar and says “I think I might be a type o".

 

[SatchFan]

I heard the other day that the stunning blonde in our office wanted to give me one. Unfortunately, it was out of ten.

 

[bobmac]

The guy from the dyslexic institute has tested positive for Coronavirus and has now self-selotaped

 

[SatchFan]

 

[bobmac]

Wife...Do you want anything to eat?
Husband ...what are the choices?
Wife....Yes or no
Shamlessly stolen and cleaned up.
Thank you A.

 

[Norrin Radd]

I went to the car auctions just for a look and ended up buying six cars ,......I think I've got car owner virus

 

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Yeah, you could have a Mutton Madras!

 

[AmandaJR]

 

[PhilTheFragger]

I just went to the supermarket and saw a guy purchase a piñata, paella and a sombrero.

I thought to myself:
Hispanic buying!

??

 

[Imurg]

I just went to the supermarket and saw a guy purchase a piñata, paella and a sombrero.

I thought to myself:
Hispanic buying!

??

Thought this thread was about laughter.....

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Well the odd groan has its place

 

[Dando]

Thought this thread was about laughter.....

Put a video of his golf swing on here

 

[Imurg]

Put a video of his golf swing on here

I've got a picture of him on the tee box.....taking his 2nd shot......from just behind the yellows.......and we were playing off the whites.......

 

[PhilTheFragger]

That’s tragic, not remotely funny
Ok maybe you had to be there

Oh ..... I was ???

 

[Dando]

I've got a picture of him on the tee box.....taking his 2nd shot......from just behind the yellows.......and we were playing off the whites.......

One of his better tee shots then

 

[Blue in Munich]

Well the odd groan has its place

As a forum moderator...

 

[SatchFan]

The owner of my local cinema died today
His funeral is on:
Monday 16:45, 18:30, 20:15
Tuesday 15:30, 17:15, 19:00
Wednesday 16:45, 18:30, 20:15
Thursday 16:00, 17:45, 19:30