Laughter - the best medicine

NearHull

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My pp thinks I take mini golf too seriously, but my caddy disagrees.
(Shamelessly stolen from Glenn Moore )
 

chrisd

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Not a joke, but I just glanced out of the window and there was an elderly man, probably about 80 years old, cycling past our house at about half a mile an hour and he only had one thing strapped to his back rest - a double pack of toilet rolls ??

I've never seen him in the village before and just wondered if it was his lap of honour ?
 

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My Brother-in Law is in hospital with Corona virus, they have fitted him up to one of them new Dyson Ventilators, I called the hospital to see how he was doing and the Nurse said he was Picking up nicely!
 

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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
 
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