Laughter - the best medicine

[williamalex1]

Laugh while you can especially in these desperate times , a laugh isn't going to make anyone worse of.

 

[CliveW]

A friend of mine is a boat builder and is having to work from home. He is making yachts in the attic. Apparently, sails are going through the roof! ?

 

[Leftie]

I would try Munchausen's Syndrome by Proxy. But I get no kick from sham pain.

 

[Leftie]

I'm thinking of standing for Parliament. Such is the quality of my early day motions.

 

[NearHull]

My pp thinks I take mini golf too seriously, but my caddy disagrees.
(Shamelessly stolen from Glenn Moore )

 

[Smiffy]

 

[PhilTheFragger]

I'm thinking of standing for Parliament. Such is the quality of my early day motions.

Crap joke ???

 

[chrisd]

Not a joke, but I just glanced out of the window and there was an elderly man, probably about 80 years old, cycling past our house at about half a mile an hour and he only had one thing strapped to his back rest - a double pack of toilet rolls ??

I've never seen him in the village before and just wondered if it was his lap of honour ?

 

[Leftie]

My wife is getting frustrated already. She was trying to do a jigsaw with a lovely picture of a tiger but couldn't even get started. I helped her put the Frosties back in the packet and found her something to watch on the telly.

 

[ferenezejohn]

My wife is getting frustrated already. She was trying to do a jigsaw with a lovely picture of a tiger but couldn't even get started. I helped her put the Frosties back in the packet and found her something to watch on the telly.

Probably been frustrated for years??

 

[Imurg]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1244644719621222402

 

[williamalex1]

Seemingly most of Ireland are drunk as skunks, they thought they meant lockin.

 

[Robster59]

 

[Fade and Die]

My Brother-in Law is in hospital with Corona virus, they have fitted him up to one of them new Dyson Ventilators, I called the hospital to see how he was doing and the Nurse said he was Picking up nicely!

 

[SatchFan]

If only there was an easier way.

 

[Fade and Die]

 

[JollyRedDevil]

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[Slime]

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

 

[Slime]

Some guy just came up to me and poured Nescafe, milk, sugar and boiling water over my head.

I’m sick of people taking me for a mug.

 

[Slime]

I chicken proofed my lawn, it's now impeccable.