Laughter - the best medicine

Hobbit

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Talking to my next door neighbour Trev earlier today. He was digging a hole in his garden.
Me, "Trev, what are you digging that hole for?"
Trev, "my goldfish has died."
Me, "big hole for a goldfish."
Trev, "aye, but its inside your cat."
 

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I called up the baths and said, “Is this the local swimming pool?”
He said, “It depends where you’re calling from.”
 

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Text from wife .. Windows frozen
Text from Hubby...throw some lukewarm water on it
Text from Hubby...Well?
Text from Wife....Computer's totally buggered now
 

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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?".
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?".
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much.

That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

*"Are - my - test - results - back?"*
 
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