Random Irritations

[PhilTheFragger]

Motorway “active” traffic management which is anything but. Just two examples; one stretch of motorway I use regularly which has an overhead gantry set to 60mph, with a sign “Congestion - use hard shoulder”, this being permanently displayed even when the road is virtually empty. Worse still, a main motorway I use regularly which currently uses reducing speed limits over consecutive gantries, from 60mph down to 40mph, prior to displaying the national speed limit sign where there are currently major roadworks resulting in frequent stationary traffic.

Those responsible for this lazy (in)active traffic management should have their (still attached) fleshy dangly bits coated in peanut butter, prior to them being fed through a mangle into the waiting jaws of a particularly peckish, peanut butter loving Rottweiler. With sharp teeth.

?

Surely worn down teeth would hurt more? ?

 

[Baldy Bouncer]

"innervated"
"litterally"

 

[PJ87]

"innervated"
"litterally"

To be fair I was using voice type so I need a telsa phone

 

[Baldy Bouncer]

To be fair I was using voice type so I need a telsa phone

A what phone?

 

[PJ87]

A what phone?

Is the name of a company not allowed or do I need to be specific that I need telsa to invent a phone ?

 

[Baldy Bouncer]

Is the name of a company not allowed or do I need to be specific that I need telsa to invent a phone ?

Who?
Oh, you mean TESLA.

 

[PJ87]

Who?
Oh, you mean TESLA.

Yet you knew exactly who I meant? It's almost like you are deliberately being awkward?

 

[Baldy Bouncer]

Yet you knew exactly who I meant? It's almost like you are deliberately being awkward?

Moi? Never!

 

[Dando]

Today has been a massive irritation.

Dog needs a CT scan and possible op on his elbows for suspected arthritis.

My clients are all “infractions”

My oven is now a fridge - hopefully it’s the element but not overly helpful when I’m trying to cook dinner.

 

[Deleted member 15344]

grammar police

 

[Slime]

grammar police

You should have started with a capital letter and finished with a full stop.

 

[Dando]

You should have started with a capital letter and finished with a full stop.

Their woz know knead 4 th@!

 

[Foxholer]

Breathing in and out of a small bag of some sorts always works for me.

Disclaimer: It is the users responsibility to ensure the bag is not used in a manner to cause asphyxiation.

Cures the hiccups though!

 

[GaryK]

grammar police

People complaining about "grammar police"....
It can be difficult to resist the urge when you have ASD - seeing bad grammar or spelling really bothers me at times.
I do try to resist the temptation to correct bad grammar, but it can cause mental anguish.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Yet you knew exactly who I meant? It's almost like you are deliberately being awkward?

You sound surprised. Wind up merchant of the highest order.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

You sound surprised. Wind up merchant of the highest order.

Martin, you complain bitterly when someone has a go at you, yet you butt into a conversation that has nothing to do with you and start throwing your weight around.

Get back in yer box ?

 

[Golfmmad]

Motorway “active” traffic management which is anything but. Just two examples; one stretch of motorway I use regularly which has an overhead gantry set to 60mph, with a sign “Congestion - use hard shoulder”, this being permanently displayed even when the road is virtually empty. Worse still, a main motorway I use regularly which currently uses reducing speed limits over consecutive gantries, from 60mph down to 40mph, prior to displaying the national speed limit sign where there are currently major roadworks resulting in frequent stationary traffic.

Those responsible for this lazy (in)active traffic management should have their (still attached) fleshy dangly bits coated in peanut butter, prior to them being fed through a mangle into the waiting jaws of a particularly peckish, peanut butter loving Rottweiler. With sharp teeth.

?

Mmmm!
Harsh - but fair! ?

 

[Foxholer]

....
It can be difficult to resist the urge when you have ASD - seeing bad grammar or spelling really bothers me at times.
...

Worse if the victim has ADS as well?
For a 'cure or kill' solution, try reading a dozen of Tashboy's posts - they often seem to be in a completely different language!

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Worse if the victim has ADS as well?
For a 'cure or kill' solution, try reading a dozen of Tashboy's posts - they often seem to be in a completely different language!

That’s because they are in Mansfieldish
it’s a thing ?

 

[Foxholer]

...
..start throwing your weight around.
...

Same problem as chipping/pitching?


Coat's already on!