clubchamp98
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They didn’t give me enough when having the snip
Now that really hurt .
They had to top me up.
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Now that really hurt .
They had to top me up.
They didn’t give me enough when having the snip
Now that really hurt .
They had to top me up.
I got enough but it wore off 10 miles from home. Can you imagine operating clutch, brake & accelerator whilst someone played bouncy castles on your nuts?
If that was the only painful experience… as I walked through the door like John Wayne, daughter #2 who was two years old ran up to give me a hug. At two years old her head was just the right height… think I hit top C#
clubchamp98
Journeyman Pro
clubchamp98
Journeyman Pro
I actually took a blow up ring to sit on after some advice from a workmate .Schoolboy error driving .
I got the bus
But the bus was full and I was to embarrassed to get it out and blow it up.
Red devil
Well-known member
You and me both. Felt a slight twinge as the diatherm started it's job. The next thing I hit the ceiling as I thought he'd plugged my crown jewels into the mains. He said "I'm sorry did you feel that" I said "I tell you what I did feel. How it felt being a political prisoner in a South American dictatorship "They didn’t give me enough when having the snip
Now that really hurt .
They had to top me up.
Got the anaesthetic back out.
Never known pain like it
Bazz
Q-School Graduate
They didn’t give me enough when having the snip
Now that really hurt .
They had to top me up.
Same here! Felt the surgeon tugging one of my tubes and nearly hit the ceiling.
clubchamp98
Journeyman Pro
Yes very well put
He said “ we try to give the minimum so it heals faster”
“ the maximum sounds better to me”
Red devil
Well-known member
The minimum??? They playing games? How little can we give them before we're scraping them off the ceiling?Yes very well put
He said “ we try to give the minimum so it heals faster”
“ the maximum sounds better to me”
Might as well give you a piece of leather to bite on
Red devil
Well-known member
Tell me about it.
Bunkermagnet
Journeyman Pro
Yep, had the same. Had to return back to see him as the wound (not stitched) wouldnt stop bleeding. Walking through his (private) surgery with jogging bottoms soaked in blood didnt go down to well with him.
As for the worst pain, I will say breaking my back at New Year hurt way more than having my gonads cut open and soldered.
Yep, had the same. Had to return back to see him as the wound (not stitched) wouldnt stop bleeding. Walking through his (private) surgery with jogging bottoms soaked in blood didnt go down to well with him.
As for the worst pain, I will say breaking my back at New Year hurt way more than having my gonads cut open and soldered.
I always recall the lovely Mrs BB telling me childbirth was painful. She’s clearly never woken up in the middle of the night, desperate for a wee, and trodden on a three pin plug. Now THAT is pain.
As for the snip, I had my bits lasered. The pain was manageable. The smell of burning made me slightly nauseous.
Bunkermagnet
Journeyman Pro
Yes the soldering iron doing it's thing definetly was vomit inducing
The Squirrel
Well-known member
The previous generations of local anaesthetics did take about 20 minutes.
Modern anaesthetics are much quicker and the best ones work in about 90 seconds as well as giving more profound anaesthesia. They’re great
.Your dentist and surgeon both know the anatomy and nerve pathways of the areas they are anaesthetising extremely well …… unfortunately what they know are the AVERAGE and most common variants but the reality is that there is quite a lot of individual variation away from that in individual anatomy (just the same as our size/shape/facial features etc are all slightly different). You are all wired up differently and there’s no way to tell exactly how just by looking; so sometimes, inevitably, a bit of trial and error is involved. Sorry about that
.Red devil
Well-known member
They can "trial and error" away for all they like but not with me and my bad boys.The previous generations of local anaesthetics did take about 20 minutes.
Modern anaesthetics are much quicker and the best ones work in about 90 seconds as well as giving more profound anaesthesia. They’re great
Your dentist and surgeon both know the anatomy and nerve pathways of the areas they are anaesthetising extremely well …… unfortunately what they know are the AVERAGE and most common variants but the reality is that there is quite a lot of individual variation away from that in individual anatomy (just the same as our size/shape/facial features etc are all slightly different). You are all wired up differently and there’s no way to tell exactly how just by looking; so sometimes, inevitably, a bit of trial and error is involved. Sorry about that
nickjdavis
Head Pro
Must have had the same guy.
Three injections required on one side before I couldn't feel the scalpel slicing through my nuts.
...and then one of the supermodel assistants (3 of them!!!) said that she just needed to apply some anaesthetic spray after I'd been sewed up, and that it might sting a little....can only imagine that she applied an oxy-acetylene torch to my nuts such was the pain.
On the up side....i spent the next three days sat in front of the telly with several bags of frozen veg, watching the Ryder Cup.
cliveb
Head Pro
I suspect the reason we're all scared of dentists is that we're probably of the generation that suffered 1960s dentistry (or should I call it butchery?).
I mentioned it to my current dentist and he said things were pretty bad until the 1990s. I have to say that the only thing I find mildly painful nowadays is that horrible buzzy thing that hygienists use.
I mentioned it to my current dentist and he said things were pretty bad until the 1990s. I have to say that the only thing I find mildly painful nowadays is that horrible buzzy thing that hygienists use.
backwoodsman
Tour Winner
Precisely. I think mine was an axe murderer on his days off. (I stopped going at about age 14 then didn't go for about 40 years).
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Just reading the above posts on this page - condoms aren't that expensive are they? Why go through the pain of neutering yourself??
irip
Head Pro
At my age and how long we been together I don’t see the point of the snip for 2 minutes of fun every birthday.
Lucifer MorningStar
Well-known member
No one wants to bathe in wet socks though do they
