Bazz
Q-School Graduate
A naughty elf who does daft stuff every morning, and he starts today until Xmas day...it's as bad as it sounds, but my two love it therefore I'll carry on until they don't.
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PJ87
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Ours tbh does nice things. Dunno why, this morning she brought the advent calendars for the girls
I want mischief
However good that Santa has a spy reporting bad behaviour back
It's a phenomenon, that's what it is
. It's a lot of fun, you have a toy elf and you leave them each day doing something they shouldn't, be somewhere they shouldn't. Little kids love it, it is part of Christmas now. Google it, you will see some clever pictures.
PJ87
Journeyman Pro
It's a phenomenon, that's what it is
I like how it's inexpensive and actually fun
Rather than some the rubbish out there
My daughters 1st school, or infant school to the rest of the country, had a little red bear called Ted. Known to all as Red Ted. Every weekend a different kid took Red Ted home and you took pictures of what he go up to. The kids used to love the adventures of Red Ted. Cost nothing, it got their imaginations fired up. I can't quite remember where we went when it was our turn but I do remember one of the pictures is Ted on a pedalo
. It's the normality of the pictures that make it funny, Ted on a pedalo because, why wouldn't he be 
cliveb
Head Pro
That sounds dangerous. Those young kids might have noticed there's a film about a bear called Ted, and unsuspecting parents might have let them watch itMy daughters 1st school, or infant school to the rest of the country, had a little red bear called Ted. Known to all as Red Ted. Every weekend a different kid took Red Ted home and you took pictures of what he go up to. The kids used to love the adventures of Red Ted. Cost nothing, it got their imaginations fired up. I can't quite remember where we went when it was our turn but I do remember one of the pictures is Ted on a pedalo
stefanovic
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The licence to fly by celebrities to COP28.
The little people are expected not to fly.
The little people are expected not to fly.
Bazz
Q-School Graduate
It was my daughters turn to bring the class bear home from nursery last week, the dog was most put out that he couldn't chew it like he does everything else.My daughters 1st school, or infant school to the rest of the country, had a little red bear called Ted. Known to all as Red Ted. Every weekend a different kid took Red Ted home and you took pictures of what he go up to. The kids used to love the adventures of Red Ted. Cost nothing, it got their imaginations fired up. I can't quite remember where we went when it was our turn but I do remember one of the pictures is Ted on a pedalo
GB72
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PJ87
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That sounds dangerous. Those young kids might have noticed there's a film about a bear called Ted, and unsuspecting parents might have let them watch it
Grandparents maybe. Parents of kids that age will have seen or known what ted is about.
Bazz
Q-School Graduate
You could so edit footage of the dog chewing up the bear into a short horror film
"And this is how Flossy ended up with one leg."
spongebob59
Journeyman Pro
Supermarket shelves stacked with Christmas food that will be out of date before the day, all I wanted was a toad in the hole for lunch 
RichA
Well-known member
In tribute to the canteen menu at my old workplace 25 years ago, it's forever known in my world as sausage in the toad hole. The staff were all Ghanaian. Happy days.Supermarket shelves stacked with Christmas food that will be out of date before the day, all I wanted was a toad in the hole for lunch
cliveb
Head Pro
I was joking.
Many of the things I say in this thread are intended to be tongue-in-cheek, but I guess it doesn't come across that way.
Neilds
Assistant Pro
You need to make sure you put a smiley at the end so everyone knows you are joking
cliveb
Head Pro
Is that a joke?You need to make sure you put a smiley at the end so everyone knows you are joking
(Oh, nearly forgot:
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GreiginFife
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About 4” of unforecast snow…
I had so many things to get done around the garden this weekend cleaning up from a year’s worth of groundworks.
I had so many things to get done around the garden this weekend cleaning up from a year’s worth of groundworks.
Captainron
Big Hitting, South African Sweary Person
I like to wait until the jetway has almost emptied too. Getting through the gate just to queue for another 15 minutes on the jetway while people find their seats on the plane and gaff with their luggage also irritates me.
Captainron
Big Hitting, South African Sweary Person
What a waste of time that is. Hate that little thing.
Bazz
Q-School Graduate
Kids love it, enough me to carry on, annoying as it is.
