SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Not if you believe what some who could impose one are currently telling us. So I suspect Yes.
Random Irritations
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A one off tax, yes. I think I'd rather my bill was not huge in the first place, less worry. Can they keep doing one off windfall taxes? How long does this last? Will all of the windfall go back to helping customers?
Beezerk
Money List Winner
Our manager has arranged our final pre season game against a team in the top division.
Their lineup consists of…
Olivier Bernard
Pascal Chimbonda
Michael Bridges
Trevor Benjamin
And some other non descript players ?
Their lineup consists of…
Olivier Bernard
Pascal Chimbonda
Michael Bridges
Trevor Benjamin
And some other non descript players ?
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Wow - what level are you playing at again? Veterans 11-a-side? Or smaller sides?
Beezerk
Money List Winner
Over 40s 11 a side, it’s a very good standard (in the top division ?).
That's quality. At what point will they declare?
Beezerk
Money List Winner
That's quality. At what point will they declare?
And guess which idiot plays in goal ?
10.30 kickoff at West Moor Community Centre if you're doing nothing and want to witness the massacre ?
Bazz
Q-School Graduate
How is that any fun for them? Could you really be arsed after having a decent career.
Neilds
Assistant Pro
The amount of deliveroo/Uber eats/etc cyclists in Birmingham, always trying to push through the crowds whilst still riding their bikes
I’ve just chased up authorization to get a tow bar fitted to my new car only to be told it has to be fitted by Hyundai.
It’s almost £400 more than the company I wanted to use (they did my last Hyundai) and they can’t find the right kit on their system
It’s almost £400 more than the company I wanted to use (they did my last Hyundai) and they can’t find the right kit on their system
williamalex1
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Hurting my back gardening and now unable to use my newly acquired 2nd hand Electrokart buggy 
AmandaJR
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Wasps - in particular on my apples and strawberries
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
When we were eating breakfast in Kefalonia while on holiday recently, we found the wasps were drawn towards the slices of ham we had. They completely ignored the fruits, honey and yoghurt and went straight to the ham, cutting off quite large chunks and flying off with them. Fascinating to watch...????Wasps - in particular on my apples and strawberries
AmandaJR
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I could deter the waps with ham but probably entice the rats too!
bobmac
Major Champion
People who use words that don't exist to make themselves look cleverer.
Until I look them up and they do exist
The most recent example ....... commonsensical
Until I look them up and they do exist
The most recent example ....... commonsensical
Slime
Tour Winner
People who use words that don't exist to make themselves look cleverer.
Until I look them up and they do exist
The most recent example ....... commonsensical
The word that does my head in is 'wintry'.
That is just incorrect on every level ............................ or should I say evry level!
Beezerk
Money List Winner
Well we didn’t embarrass ourselves, we lost 5-3. Gave away two stupid goals from sloppy play and Trevor Benjamin scored with a shot which hit the post then went in off me ??
HampshireHog
Assistant Pro
DIY, Sensor light on the garage has gone, HID says to get someone in. “No, I can do it”, I say thinking about a new putter with the money saved. Get all the bits remove the old light and the Drill goes kaput. Half a day wasted, probably would have been cheaper to get someone in. ?
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
I can get my haircut for a tenner.
The wife's costs £35.00 as a minimum.
?????
The wife's costs £35.00 as a minimum.
?????
Bunkermagnet
Journeyman Pro
A womans hair is much harder to do, not only because they take longer to do but are much more demanding of the outcome.
How much do we pay people to sell us a car?....all they have to do is a little paperwork
Touche
