Random Irritations

[Voyager EMH]

I cut my hair myself. Takes less than two minutes - blade #1 - with a trimmer. About every month.

I cut my wife's hair. Long straight hair. Comb out straight and cut about an inch and a half off whenever she tells me to.

Why all the fuss?

 

[AmandaJR]

The BBC (again!). We're at match point in an epic badminton semi final when they go to the split screen to tell us what else we can watch on the iplayer.

Plus the fact we'll probably have the Women's hockey final on the iplayer where the picture is rubbish and seeing the ball next to impossible.

Grrrr!

 

[bobmac]

I cut my hair myself. Takes less than two minutes - blade #1 - with a trimmer. About every month.

I cut my wife's hair. Long straight hair. Comb out straight and cut about an inch and a half off whenever she tells me to.

Why all the fuss?

I agree, except I use no. 4

Smiffy, do you want me to cut your hair again?

Face pixelated to protect the innocent

 

[Voyager EMH]

I'm thinking about copying this geezer's tattoo, as our hairstyles are very similar

 

[AmandaJR]

Ooh hockey NOT on iplayer - for now at least

 

[Blue in Munich]

The motoring public.

Our local Esso has a jet wash. £2 for five minutes, tap your card, press the button to choose your mode and go; couldn’t be simpler. We have waited behind two cars and the antics to try and get the thing to work beggars belief. And these people drive on the public highway… ??

 

[Pin-seeker]

Farm shops.
Absolute rip off.

 

[Pin-seeker]

I can get my haircut for a tenner.
The wife's costs £35.00 as a minimum.
?????

The mrs cost about £90 & she’s there about 5 hrs ?

 

[Pin-seeker]

A womans hair is much harder to do, not only because they take longer to do but are much more demanding of the outcome.

How much do we pay people to sell us a car?....all they have to do is a little paperwork

Touche

Did you just give yourself a touché?
???

 

[SocketRocket]

The motoring public.

Our local Esso has a jet wash. £2 for five minutes, tap your card, press the button to choose your mode and go; couldn’t be simpler. We have waited behind two cars and the antics to try and get the thing to work beggars belief. And these people drive on the public highway… ??

 

[Voyager EMH]

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Maybe not so daft. That method gets every drop out of the hose. Park very close and you will always leave a few pennies worth in the hose.

 

[Beezerk]

Esmie our cat had a seizure in front of us earlier, cat seems a bit better now but the missus is in bits. I’ve seen this coming for a while and I haven’t been looking forward to it.

 

[AmandaJR]

Esmie our cat had a seizure in front of us earlier, cat seems a bit better now but the missus is in bits. I’ve seen this coming for a while and I haven’t been looking forward to it.

Oh no that sounds very scary and worrying too. I'm guessing Esmie is an elderly girl? Hope the seizure is a one off and plenty more cuddles with her for you both.

 

[chrisd]

I can get my haircut for a tenner.
The wife's costs £35.00 as a minimum.
?????

The last time I paid for a haircut it cost me the equivalent of 12p ??

 

[Beezerk]

Oh no that sounds very scary and worrying too. I'm guessing Esmie is an elderly girl? Hope the seizure is a one off and plenty more cuddles with her for you both.

Yes, she’s a rescue cat so we don’t know her exact age, we reckon she must be at least 15. She’s been having lots of mini “moments” lately almost she has dementia or something.

 

[AmandaJR]

Yes, she’s a rescue cat so we don’t know her exact age, we reckon she must be at least 15. She’s been having lots of mini “moments” lately almost she has dementia or something.

It's a horrid time when they age and start to falter

 

[SocketRocket]

Maybe not so daft. That method gets every drop out of the hose. Park very close and you will always leave a few pennies worth in the hose.

Really ?

 

[PJ87]

Maybe not so daft. That method gets every drop out of the hose. Park very close and you will always leave a few pennies worth in the hose.

At present those drops are prob worth a house deposit

 

[PNWokingham]

a friend just tested positive for covid, meaning his urgent whipple surgery for Tuesday will not go ahead. This is major surgery and now the second time cancelled.

 

[Dando]

Foxes again!

If they carry on I’ll soon have a nice matching set of furry head covers