Random Irritations

[Sid Rixon IV]

In the clubhouse after the game, the guy in your group who thinks it's interesting to talk about his round .
Hole by bl**dy hole

 

[SteveW86]

In the clubhouse after the game, the guy in your group who thinks it's interesting to talk about his round .
Hole by bl**dy hole

Some people do that on here too

 

[bobmac]

In the clubhouse after the game, the guy in your group who thinks it's interesting to talk about his round .
Hole by bl**dy hole

We had a guy like that at my last club.
After a comp one day, he talked me through every shot he played.
He didn't seem put off by my occasional interruptions of ''I know, I was there''

 

[NearHull]

I knew one who always enquired how I played. I would respond with a banal ‘ok’ or ‘ poorly’ which he took as an invitation start at the first and describe his next 17 holes.

Unfortunately for me, he outranked me in our military group, and so I couldn’t be a rude as I wanted to be,
.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

I knew one who always enquired how I played. I would respond with a banal ‘ok’ or ‘ poorly’ which he took as an invitation start at the first and describe his next 17 holes.

Unfortunately for me, he outranked me in our military group, and so I couldn’t be a rude as I wanted to be,
.

Until he went to gents

 

[Billysboots]

In the clubhouse after the game, the guy in your group who thinks it's interesting to talk about his round .
Hole by bl**dy hole

Some can even tell you every yardage into every green and what club they hit into each hole.

ie. my regular partner!

 

[bobmac]

As the pro sitting in the shop, it was hard to escape sometimes but I soon learned to ask ''what was your score?'' rather than ''how did you get on?''

 

[Imurg]

More Tesco orientated irritations......
1. They've moved stuff around again...........takes twice as long to find what I want. I want to be in there as short a time as possible
2. There are 2 Security gates on the way in to the store......Right hand side blocked by people having a chat.....left hand side blocked by people having a chat....
CAN SOMEONE MOVE SO I CAN GET IN THE SHOP PLEASE!!!

Oh..sorry...didnt realise......

How do these people make it to adulthood....

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Some can even tell you every yardage into every green and what club they hit into each hole.

ie. my regular partner!

I played with a guy recently who used his rangefinder for, literally, every shot, even for chip and run onto the green. He then took an eternity marking, polishing and lining up his ball for the putt.
Drove us nuts

 

[Arthur Wedge]

Rain

 

[Orikoru]

Conservatory half-flooded. The back doors aren't quite flush as they've dropped ever so slightly, and I think the gutter above them might have been blocked and started sending water directly into the gap at the top of the door during the downpour last night. Got towels all over the floor soaking it up now. Yet another thing that needs fixing.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

When someone gives you a bottle of wine and says "I made it myself".
1 Youll force a smile and say "Ooh we'll try it later".
2 If/when you try it youll pull the same face as when you suck a lemon.
3 Youll lie when you next see them "It was quite pleasant".

 

[HomerJSimpson]

When someone gives you a bottle of wine and says "I made it myself".
1 Youll force a smile and say "Ooh we'll try it later".
2 If/when you try it youll pull the same face as when you suck a lemon.
3 Youll lie when you next see them "It was quite pleasant".

Indeed but what do you do? Point blank refuse it and offend their feelings. A bit of a no win situation

 

[Imurg]

Autocorrect.
No..you don't know what I want to say.....Go forth and multiply!
Let me type what I want and go and bug someone else..

 

[bobmac]

When someone gives you a bottle of wine and says "I made it myself".
1 Youll force a smile and say "Ooh we'll try it later".
2 If/when you try it youll pull the same face as when you suck a lemon.
3 Youll lie when you next see them "It was quite pleasant".

I make my own wine and it's lovely, especially at £1.30 a bottle

 

[Wilson]

I'm pretty sure the work I did scarifying and over-seeding my lawn was a waste of time, for the first time in the 10yrs we've lived here I have puddles on the grass! It's also a stark reminder I need to try and find a roofer who will actually turn up.

 

[Mudball]

Talking to some customer exec at the bank... putting some money for kids ISA.

Cust Exec: Just to let you know, only relatives parents, grandparents can contribute to a Junior ISA. Is that ok
Me: Yes
CE: So, can you tell me your relationship with the child
Me: Father
CE: So, would that be Parent.

ME: <spills tea on the floor >

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Indeed but what do you do? Point blank refuse it and offend their feelings. A bit of a no win situation

Always take it.
Never drink it.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

I make my own wine and it's lovely, especially at £1.30 a bottle

I bet its "very pleasant"

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Always take it.
Never drink it.

Ideal prize for H4H