Random Irritations

[Foxholer]

I'd rather Dua Lipa turn up than EJ tbh.

He's well past his sell by date.

The name of the tour could hint at his recognition of the same! A planned 300 concerts!
My particular favourite singer (though EJ is certainly 'up there') is 9 months younger and still touring with attendance of 65k+ to a planned 150 seat journey to Antarctica!

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Bill Murray

I bet you said that yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that, and last week, and the week before that
And tomorrow 😂😎

 

[pauljames87]

The wife.

I mean we are very lucky that my mum helps with childcare 2 days a week but don't get me wrong she's hard work to deal with.. and gets under My wife's skin

So I've found a job that's my wife's role but instead of going 1 hour into London leaving at 630am she could walk 25 mins from our door.. or 5min on a bike .. same money. Same hours worked but more days ..

Doesn't want to look at it

Right so she's stressed with my mum but the solution nope

Ok

 

[Pin-seeker]

I bet you said that yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that, and last week, and the week before that
And tomorrow 😂😎

Yep 😂😂

 

[BrianM]

Price of kitchens and subsequent worktops 😩

 

[bobmac]

Price of kitchens and subsequent worktops 😩

If you're after a new coffee machine and you're quick, this one is £100 off in Currys ATM

https://www.currys.co.uk/products/s...kag4fKbeEXZkZUBaEwxoCgk8QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

 

[Neilds]

People who take their dogs to popular tourist city centres😡 Currently in York and always having to dodge canines, usually on long extending leads. A busy street is not the place to walk your dog!

 

[Jensen]

Bill Murray

He’s a real pain in the arse on the golf course, always wants to be centre of attention.

 

[Fromtherough]

The wife.

I mean we are very lucky that my mum helps with childcare 2 days a week but don't get me wrong she's hard work to deal with.. and gets under My wife's skin

So I've found a job that's my wife's role but instead of going 1 hour into London leaving at 630am she could walk 25 mins from our door.. or 5min on a bike .. same money. Same hours worked but more days ..

Doesn't want to look at it

Right so she's stressed with my mum but the solution nope

Ok

Literally, a no win situation. I always say my wife is not happy, unless there is something to moan about. Not from within hearing rang mind!

 

[backwoodsman]

Men who can't aim straight in the toilets - leaving a mess everywhere. So when you come out, and someone is waiting to go in, they'll think it's you that did it.

 

[fundy]

Delivery companies that flat out lie

 

[Jamesbrown]

Proper absolute scrotey chav on a crappy scooter right up my backside in a built up area.
The urge and serious contemplation of slamming on and reversing over him several times was over bearing.
Fortunately for him I’d miss my dogs and comfortable living.

 

[pauljames87]

Literally, a no win situation. I always say my wife is not happy, unless there is something to moan about. Not from within hearing rang mind!

.100%

Only the other day she was like right I'll quit work and she won't have to help at all

Ok that will help how?

But moving schools like you said you wanted to once you didn't have to pay maternity back ..

 

[cliveb]

The wife.

I mean we are very lucky that my mum helps with childcare 2 days a week but don't get me wrong she's hard work to deal with.. and gets under My wife's skin

So I've found a job that's my wife's role but instead of going 1 hour into London leaving at 630am she could walk 25 mins from our door.. or 5min on a bike .. same money. Same hours worked but more days ..

Doesn't want to look at it

Right so she's stressed with my mum but the solution nope

Ok

Did your wife ask you to find a solution?
If not, then her reaction is entirely understandable.
Women need to unload their problems and all they want is a sympathetic ear.
Men are wired to offer solutions where none is wanted and certainly not appreciated.

 

[williamalex1]

I started watching a mystery drama on Netflix, only to notice 2 episodes in that the actual culprit is pictured handcuffed, in the advert for the series DOH!.
I wont spoil it for you

 

[Swinglowandslow]

I started watching a mystery drama on Netflix, only to notice 2 episodes in that the actual culprit is pictured handcuffed, in the advert for the series DOH!.
I wont spoil it for you

Yea, Brian Cox was right!😀

 

[pauljames87]

Did your wife ask you to find a solution?
If not, then her reaction is entirely understandable.
Women need to unload their problems and all they want is a sympathetic ear.
Men are wired to offer solutions where none is wanted and certainly not appreciated.

My wife has always said once she didn't have to pay her maternity back to leave the place she works she would look to leave.

That was February.

She wants to work in this borough

 

[Foxholer]

Bill Murray

He’s a real pain in the arse on the golf course, always wants to be centre of attention.

I met him at the Seniors Open at Walton Heath some years ago. He was staying out of the way, waiting for his mate Jack Nicklaus to finish his final round, having been 'filming in London' at the time. Seemed almost 'shifty' when I first noticed him, but as soon as he spoke, it was obvious who he was and that he was simply avoiding the crowds/inevitable distraction. Loves his golf!

 

[williamalex1]

Yea, Brian Cox was right!😀

I'm trying hard not to say but it's not him

 

[Pin-seeker]

He’s a real pain in the arse on the golf course, always wants to be centre of attention.

Try’s way too hard to be funny.