Bazz
Q-School Graduate
Made the mistake of telling the barber I work for an energy company...I don't set the prices mate.
Or just start shooting them. I'm sure that if you had a line of protesters blocking a road and you started shooting them from one end you wouldn't have to shoot very many before the rest would all move. ?
Cool, they obviously run a well drilled operation!
Not really an irritation but there's no random disappointments thread so this'll do. Last night we got a Five Guys and I thought I'd try the bacon milkshake. Sounds weird but I thought it might be one of those mind-blowers where you go "oh wow it actually works!" Yeah, no. It just tastes like a nice vanilla milkshake ruined by someone dropping bacon crumbs in it. Proper emperor's new clothes. Gutted. Now I'm just wondering why it even exists? Who thought this was a good idea??
Ever tried a Chocolate Chip sandwich (with butter)?Bacon milkshake? I understand your curiosity but that just can’t work, on any level.
I was away with a bloke on a business trip a few years ago. His company sold an odd product and to avoid a prolonged chat, invariably ending with a glazed look, he just told people he sold incontinence pads. Kills any conversation stone dead . One for you to use going forwardsMade the mistake of telling the barber I work for an energy company...I don't set the prices mate.
Made the mistake of telling the barber I work for an energy company...I don't set the prices mate.
The fact I was getting my haircut at 11.30 on a Tuesday should've told him how important I am.even bigger mistake telling the forum imho
Its all Bazzas fault clearly!!!!!!!
I was away with a bloke on a business trip a few years ago. His company sold an odd product and to avoid a prolonged chat, invariably ending with a glazed look, he just told people he sold incontinence pads. Kills any conversation stone dead . One for you to use going forwards
We could have some forum members tee some balls up and hit drivers at them. Then again, there are one or two (Fragger cough cough) who may take a little longer to hit their target
Leave fragger alone, he’ll be fine…-“as long as he aims 90° left of the protesters he might hit one
Leave fragger alone, he’ll be fine…-“as long as he aims 90° left of the protesters he might hit one
I was happy to leave them cold, hungry and dehydrated myself but did go as far as wanting to hit golf balls at them. I will comprise at emptying a lorry load of over them like in Back to the Future.
This forum. Professional golfers should be ashamed for taking Saudi blood money.
Also this forum. We should indiscriminately shoot protesters.
Ever tried a Chocolate Chip sandwich (with butter)?
I did...once!
My niece used to eat sugar sandwiches ?