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Or just start shooting them. I'm sure that if you had a line of protesters blocking a road and you started shooting them from one end you wouldn't have to shoot very many before the rest would all move. ?

That’s a pragmatic approach that I can get behind. ?
 

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Not really an irritation but there's no random disappointments thread so this'll do. Last night we got a Five Guys and I thought I'd try the bacon milkshake. Sounds weird but I thought it might be one of those mind-blowers where you go "oh wow it actually works!" Yeah, no. It just tastes like a nice vanilla milkshake ruined by someone dropping bacon crumbs in it. Proper emperor's new clothes. Gutted. Now I'm just wondering why it even exists? Who thought this was a good idea??
Bacon milkshake? I understand your curiosity but that just can’t work, on any level.
Ever tried a Chocolate Chip sandwich (with butter)?
I did...once!:poop:
 

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Made the mistake of telling the barber I work for an energy company...I don't set the prices mate.
I was away with a bloke on a business trip a few years ago. His company sold an odd product and to avoid a prolonged chat, invariably ending with a glazed look, he just told people he sold incontinence pads. Kills any conversation stone dead :LOL:. One for you to use going forwards ;)
 

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I was away with a bloke on a business trip a few years ago. His company sold an odd product and to avoid a prolonged chat, invariably ending with a glazed look, he just told people he sold incontinence pads. Kills any conversation stone dead :LOL:. One for you to use going forwards ;)

Knowing my luck I'll find the one barber happy to tell me he can't hold it and ask for a discount.
 

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People who walk their dogs and have the viewpoint that if they walk in front of their dogs, and don't see their dog doing a mess, they don't have to pick it up. :mad:
They get really agitated when they're challenged.
 

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We could have some forum members tee some balls up and hit drivers at them. Then again, there are one or two (Fragger cough cough) who may take a little longer to hit their target :LOL:

Leave fragger alone, he’ll be fine…-“as long as he aims 90° left of the protesters he might hit one
 
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This forum. Professional golfers should be ashamed for taking Saudi blood money.

Also this forum. We should indiscriminately shoot protesters.
 

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I was happy to leave them cold, hungry and dehydrated myself but did go as far as wanting to hit golf balls at them. I will comprise at emptying a lorry load of :poop: over them like in Back to the Future.
 

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This forum. Professional golfers should be ashamed for taking Saudi blood money.

Also this forum. We should indiscriminately shoot protesters.

I definitely wasn't suggesting that there should be any indiscriminate shooting of them. Absolutely no need for random shooting of protesters. Start at one end and see how far down the line you get before the rest of them get the message. The shooting would be the total opposite of indiscriminate and would be completely discriminate. ?
 

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If I remember correctly there were a few posters on another thread suggesting Putin was barbaric- looks as if there are a few potential recruits here ;)
 
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