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Not really an irritation but there's no random disappointments thread so this'll do. Last night we got a Five Guys and I thought I'd try the bacon milkshake. Sounds weird but I thought it might be one of those mind-blowers where you go "oh wow it actually works!" Yeah, no. It just tastes like a nice vanilla milkshake ruined by someone dropping bacon crumbs in it. Proper emperor's new clothes. Gutted. Now I'm just wondering why it even exists? Who thought this was a good idea??
 

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Not really an irritation but there's no random disappointments thread so this'll do. Last night we got a Five Guys and I thought I'd try the bacon milkshake. Sounds weird but I thought it might be one of those mind-blowers where you go "oh wow it actually works!" Yeah, no. It just tastes like a nice vanilla milkshake ruined by someone dropping bacon crumbs in it. Proper emperor's new clothes. Gutted. Now I'm just wondering why it even exists? Who thought this was a good idea??

Bacon milkshake? I understand your curiosity but that just can’t work, on any level.
 

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Bacon milkshake? I understand your curiosity but that just can’t work, on any level.
I'll try anything once! :LOL: My logic is normally that if it's on the menu, someone must have tested and decided it was good enough to sell. In this case though, I'm not sure. Massive disappointment.

I'm not comparing them at all because chalk & cheese obviously, but Heston Blumenthal has showed the world that some unthinkable food combos can actually work, so I figure, you never know until you try. :LOL:
 

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I'll try anything once! :LOL: My logic is normally that if it's on the menu, someone must have tested and decided it was good enough to sell. In this case though, I'm not sure. Massive disappointment.

I'm not comparing them at all because chalk & cheese obviously, but Heston Blumenthal has showed the world that some unthinkable food combos can actually work, so I figure, you never know until you try. :LOL:

I can tell you now a chalk and cheese milkshake won't work either


(sorry i'm just in ne of those funny moods today:whistle:)
 

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easy fix, just spray some diesel on the roads, then the superglue stunt doesnt work (y)

Or just start shooting them. I'm sure that if you had a line of protesters blocking a road and you started shooting them from one end you wouldn't have to shoot very many before the rest would all move. ?
 

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My last post was deleted too political and I understand that. So I'll just say this.
The question should be not why are tube drivers paid so much but why are police and nurses and teacher's etc paid so little?
 

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Or just start shooting them. I'm sure that if you had a line of protesters blocking a road and you started shooting them from one end you wouldn't have to shoot very many before the rest would all move. ?

We could have some forum members tee some balls up and hit drivers at them. Then again, there are one or two (Fragger cough cough) who may take a little longer to hit their target :LOL:
 
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