Random Irritations

[Dando]

Now, now geezer
That's not due until July
?

remember to brush away the cobwebs and look for the instructions

 

[richart]

Women.......????

You're doing the drying up, you come across a utensil that you haven't seen for a while, so you ask her nicely where it goes.
Why does she reply with "the same place it's gone for the last twenty years".

Have you not bought Sam a dishwasher yet ?

 

[Smiffy]

Have you not bought Sam a dishwasher yet ?

Nowhere to fit one in our kitchen mate. Sorry
X

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Have you not bought Sam a dishwasher yet ?

Smiffy is the dishwasher!

 

[srixon 1]

Ju

Women.......????

You're doing the drying up, you come across a utensil that you haven't seen for a while, so you ask her nicely where it goes.
Why does she reply with "the same place it's gone for the last twenty years".

Just leave it on the side until it magically dissapears.

 

[Crazyface]

I suspect it has always gone on
No wonder refs have tough decisions to make.
It’s a bit like the boy who cried Wolf,one day they will actually be hurt.
Must admit watching football kills me to be honest,unfortunately not much else on.
Seriously watching some of the replays is embarrassing.
Oh and by the way every team has them.

Watch some of the older footie. Jesus, most of todays girls would be scared to death.
Best thing to do is not watch. I don't.
Or follow lower league teams.

 

[Beezerk]

The cost of polycarbonate sheet ?
Covering half the roof of my planned pergola with polycarbonate is more expensive than making the actual pergola ?

 

[Bunkermagnet]

Attending to a dishwasher repair, to find the tenants have loaded it fully with dirty stuff. I enjoyed watching the faces she pulled as I waited for it to be unloaded before working on it.

 

[andycap]

The coronavirus thread for a long time was my oracle , seeing daily how the average person/family was affected by it and dealing with it , from all corners of the country , It often wandered but most of the time Ethan got it back on track with his knowledgeable input . But boy has that thread gone downhill !!

 

[Piece]

The Numan advert for a condition that may affect some men. ? Adverts are getting more blatant and prime-time. ?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

HID still going full tilt on a freezer for the garage. Prices creeping up and up

 

[Piece]

Claudia Winkleman’s fringe

 

[chellie]

Needing a new boiler

 

[Dando]

Needing a new boiler

You can have my old one. She’s 45 so getting on a bit and makes a constant whining sound

 

[Deleted member 1740]

Needing a new boiler

if you need any advice give us a shout

 

[Deleted member 16999]

Inconsistency

 

[Rooter]

1. Strandard of spelling
2. Lists
3. Irony

 

[Smiffy]

Ordering two new doors for the dining room and kitchen and when they arrive realise they are 2" too narrow and 2" too short.
??????

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

The BBC Swing Dancers 'Translucent Red Screen' Ident that comes on when watching BBC HD and the local news comes on but not in HD. So we get the red screen ident. And the music really irritates. We dive to the remote and switch over. Sorry.

 

[williamalex1]

A romantic meal
???

Pushing the boat out again