Random Irritations

Thank you! I've tried to explain this to my wife and she doesn't get it at all. She thinks I don't like things that smell 'nice'. No! It's artificial smells that remind me of public bogs!
I agree there horrible things.
Seem to set off my hay fever as well.
I won’t have them in the house anymore.
 
An invitation from senior management to a "Lunch and Learn" session.
The likelihood of me giving up my lunch break to suffer more management-speak drivel is about the same as the likelihood of anyone being impressed by their 3am emails to demonstrate how much Koolade they've drunk.
I've refused any invitation to move to a management position and it's for examples such as this that confirm my decision is correct.
 
I really don't like air fresheners. It's like my sense of smell links them to the stink they're trying to mask. So the spray smells like a mix of cheap perfume and...the delightful stink dogs can produce!!!
Oh god I used to hate it when I was on the tools knocking on someone’s front door and you could hear them spraying air freshener about before answering the door, the smell of the air freshener combined with either the smell of full nappy’s or cats/dogs pee used to turn my stomach. At the end of the day you could smell it on your clothes and hair!🤮
 
An invitation from senior management to a "Lunch and Learn" session.
The likelihood of me giving up my lunch break to suffer more management-speak drivel is about the same as the likelihood of anyone being impressed by their 3am emails to demonstrate how much Koolade they've drunk.
Ah, the days of listening to The Boss thinking outside the nine dots, pushing the envelope, drilling down, big chunking with blue sky thinking...
We went in with predicted sayings in our notebooks and played "Bulls*** Bingo" as he wondered what we were ticking off.
 
Gus from "Drop the Dead Donkey" - put that into your mental goldfish bowl and let it swim around for a while.
 
Have you had a bad experience in a public bog? Anything you would like to share with the group? ;)
Back in 1978 I had a temp job at Eastbourne council, and one task assigned to me was to visit the public toilets to measure the locks which needed replacing.

You can imagine the looks I got walking into men's toilets with a clipboard and 12" ruler!
 
Back in 1978 I had a temp job at Eastbourne council, and one task assigned to me was to visit the public toilets to measure the locks which needed replacing.

You can imagine the looks I got walking into men's toilets with a clipboard and 12" ruler!

Information duly noted and ready for use in a club Circus event at some point in the future :ROFLMAO: :cool:
 
At least I didn't leave the forum and come back as someone else which is against the forum rules.

I do occasionally have an amnesty for those on my ignore list to see if they have changed but they soon end up back on the list.
 
At least I didn't leave the forum and come back as someone else which is against the forum rules.

I do occasionally have an amnesty for those on my ignore list to see if they have changed but they soon end up back on the list.

Bob, people can leave and come back as someone else providing their honest about it weren't banned

It's the ones who try and hide they were here before that isn't allowed

At least Phil and Paul were upfront and honest that they deleted their profiles then came back after few months (longer for Paul I believe)
 
At least I didn't leave the forum and come back as someone else which is against the forum rules.

I do occasionally have an amnesty for those on my ignore list to see if they have changed but they soon end up back on the list.
😂😂 I went from Pauldj to PaulMdj as I couldn’t have my old username, tried to hide nothing, didn’t flounce, didn’t post I was leaving, reason’s had nothing to do with people on here.

You’d only been gone 4 weeks! Did you really expect Phil to have changed?😂😂
 
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