Random Irritations

Went to the driving range, all went well. Got home, walked around the back of the car and someone has clearly reversed into my boot 🤬. No note 🤬.

I've messaged the club where the range is to see if they have CCTV in the car park, don't expect so, or if someone saw the muppet who did it.

That’s terrible mate, hope they have cctv there 🤞🏻
 
Went to the driving range, all went well. Got home, walked around the back of the car and someone has clearly reversed into my boot 🤬. No note 🤬.

I've messaged the club where the range is to see if they have CCTV in the car park, don't expect so, or if someone saw the muppet who did it.
Was golfing in Portugal a few years ago. Parked up in the middle of a completely empty row. Came back to find someone had managed to hit our car. There was a note saying "sorry" but no contact details. Went into the clubhouse and asked the girl on reception if she knew who had done it. She said yes, but she couldn't tell us "because of data protection. "!!
 
The incessantly annoying Vicks Sinex advert.

"I request the verdict to be reduced by 2 days" she says smugly. NO, you don't. You request the SENTENCE be reduced you dense bint.

On top of that the dubbing is shocking.

Now THAT'S random!
 
Intermittent water supply. The last couple of days has seen periods of no supply. I spent 3hrs yesterday pencil tining one of the bowling greens, and a shower afterwards would have been wonderful. Water came back on briefly yesterday evening but I wasn’t quick enough… er, let’s just say I’m a bit ripe and need that shower even more now.
 
Was golfing in Portugal a few years ago. Parked up in the middle of a completely empty row. Came back to find someone had managed to hit our car.
Many years ago, a guy I worked with went to America and had a hire car.
He arrived in a shopping mall car park, which was empty apart from one other car.
So he decided to be "neat" and park next to it.
You can guess the rest...
 
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