Embarrased to be out there

[Rooter]

Bloody hell. I can't believe Homer has just posted this on Facebook!!

"Julie Bedborough is in full retail mode. This is going to cost. She is like a woman possessed and sniffing out a bargain at 300 yards. Just one question. How many pairs of shoes can a woman want?"


You do set yourself up for ridicule Martin

Is that a forum 300 yards?

 

[Hooper]

Maybe I am being a bit too precious but I think this has gone far enough.
Homer - you are welcome to play with me at my place anytime mate.

 

[DaveyG]

Bloody hell. I can't believe Homer has just posted this on Facebook!!

"Julie Bedborough is in full retail mode. This is going to cost. She is like a woman possessed and sniffing out a bargain at 300 yards. Just one question. How many pairs of shoes can a woman want?"


You do set yourself up for ridicule Martin

Sorry but what does this have to do with Homers golf/anyones golf/ golf in general.

Half of you have probably got kids who show more maturity!

 

[Smiffy]

Sorry but what does this have to do with Homers golf/anyones golf/ golf in general.

Half of you have probably got kids who show more maturity!

Errr.....I thought it was pretty strong coming from a bloke that has got about 18 pairs of Footjoys.
But I guess you're right. I need to grow up.

 

[Hooper]

Errr.....I guess it was pretty strong coming from a bloke that has got about 18 pairs of Footjoys.
But I guess you're right. I need to grow up.

Please don't you will just get boring.

 

[Smiffy]

Please don't you will just get boring.

OK.
Feck. I knew it wouldn't last

 

[Rooter]

Please don't you will just get boring.

2 posts ago you say enough is enough, then you reply with don't change smiffy. crikey, this is like being at home with the wife!

 

[Fish]

2 posts ago you say enough is enough, then you reply with don't change smiffy. crikey, this is like being at home with the wife!

I've sent mine out for the popcorn, the day is still young

 

[Smiffy]

I've sent mine out for the popcorn, the day is still young

Now there is a man with style

 

[Hooper]

2 posts ago you say enough is enough, then you reply with don't change smiffy. crikey, this is like being at home with the wife!

Hee Hee. I didn't say I agree with everything Smiffy posts. That would just be weird and stalker like.

 

[Rooter]

I've sent mine out for the popcorn, the day is still young

you want some?! popcorn that is..

 

[bobmac]

Growing old is compulsory
Growing up is optional

 

[User20205]

Maybe I am being a bit too precious but I think this has gone far enough.
Homer - you are welcome to play with me at my place anytime mate.

Sorry but what does this have to do with Homers golf/anyones golf/ golf in general.

Half of you have probably got kids who show more maturity!

nope my kids are really immature,

don't feel sorry for Homer, he'll see it as a sign of weakness.

 

[Hooper]

nope my kids are really immature,

don't feel sorry for Homer, he'll see it as a sign of weakness.

What can I say? I am a sensitive soul. I feel for the guy. I do agree he does make himself an easy target.

 

[User20205]

What can I say? I am a sensitive soul. I feel for the guy. I do agree he does make himself an easy target.

don't get me wrong he's not an axe murderer, he just swings like one :rofl:

 

[Deleted member 1740]

Is the mojo back yet Homer

 

[Bomber69]

Is the mojo back yet Homer

He seems to be giving this thread a wide berth but is dishing out loads of advice on the expert forum, not sure how that works cos the guy is a pure Chomper......

 

[stevie_r]

He seems to be giving this thread a wide berth but is dishing out loads of advice on the expert forum, not sure how that works cos the guy is a pure Chomper......

So is a chomper or chomping related to ability or attitude Bomber?

 

[Bomber69]

So is a chomper or chomping related to ability or attitude Bomber?

A bit of both bordering on Weekend Warrior, however most Chompers don't consider themselves experts but Homer for some reason does, mind blowing when all he seems to say is " book a lesson with a PGA Pro" great advice but not rocket science

 

[stevie_r]

I'm crap to be honest but I'm reticent to spend money on lessons and come out the other side just as crap. If you go out on the course with low expectations then your are only normally moderately disappointed. It only takes those few flukey pro standard shots per round to get you out there next time