Random Irritations

Orikoru said:
Funny thing is, she's not bad looking and all that but hearing her actually put me right off. It was like she was auditioning for a porno. Way over-the-top lol.
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Your post did make me chuckle, reminded of when i was younger i did something similar at my parents with a girl from a night out, thought I'd got away with it as my mum never mentioned anything, then my dad came down for breakfast and said any girl who screams that loud during sex is putting it on to make you feel better about being a crap shag?

Beezerk said:
Maybe it was your mate she was goosing ??
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The radio Ads for French cars - narrated in a French accent (I assume a native speaker but maybe a cod French accent). Is the French accent to make the car seem more attractive/sexier. Dunno.

I suppose this is a variant on Brits (is it only Brits who do this?) pronouncing western European place names as they think the locals do? So if I pronounce Cadiz with a lisp (Cadeeth) is that supposed to indicate that I'm a bit down with the locals...:)

But if I am in Spain maybe it's OK - if not sensible. But I shouldn't pretend I speak Spanish (if I don't) - or know anything about Spain - if I find myself asking a local for a good restaurant in Cadeeth :)
 
Beezerk said:
Maybe it was your mate she was goosing ??
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Highly doubt it as I was texting him that evening, plus she was on a work do and I have on good authority she was also seeing someone from work. If it was my mate I'd actually be happier about it!

Wolf said:
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Your post did make me chuckle, reminded of when i was younger i did something similar at my parents with a girl from a night out, thought I'd got away with it as my mum never mentioned anything, then my dad came down for breakfast and said any girl who screams that loud during sex is putting it on to make you feel better about being a crap shag?


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Haha. Yeah man, no need for it. I don't like it in my porn and I don't like it in my living room. :LOL:
 
SwingsitlikeHogan said:
The radio Ads for French cars - narrated in a French accent (I assume a native speaker but maybe a cod French accent). Is the French accent to make the car seem more attractive/sexier. Dunno.

I suppose this is a variant on Brits (is it only Brits who do this?) pronouncing western European place names as they think the locals do? So if I pronounce Cadiz with a lisp (Cadeeth) is that supposed to indicate that I'm a bit down with the locals...:)

But if I am in Spain maybe it's OK - if not sensible. But I shouldn't pretend I speak Spanish (if I don't) - or know anything about Spain - if I find myself asking a local for a good restaurant in Cadeeth :)
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1/ I love a cod French accent, leave them alone :D

2/ Spain has different accents/pronunciations for different regions. The Cadeeth is 'Kings Spanish' so to speak, Madrid region in particular, but in most parts of Spain you would just say Cadiz. Beer is another one. I learnt 'Kings Spanish' so say Thervetha (obviously incorrect spelling) but in most places I hear people say servetha. The Spanish don't object, they don't think you are being pompous, they just have different pronunciations depending on where in Spain you are from. I've always found that people are just grateful that you have tried and are not shouting 'beer' loudly :LOL:. I agree with you that if you are saying this in England, not over in Spain, then people sound very up themselves. Whilst I may say a certain pronunciation in Spain I would always use the English version over here.
 
Forum members over stepping the line with each other and family members.
 
Feeling distinctly under par after a big Christmas party night. Thought I'd actually taken it sensibly, lined the stomach and drunk plenty of water etc when I got home. Apparently not and struggling. Why do good nights out seem to come at a cost these days?
 
Carpet fitting

Suppose to be around 10am 13:30 they arrived .. still banging away just hope their done by 6 so little one can go bed

Also annoying they said the wardobe doors need taking up as they too low for the carpet ... Problems when get them built in the room before the csrpet is down but always the way.. couldn't be helped
 
Orikoru said:
A (female) friend of ours has been sleeping on our sofa for about 3 months now, because she had to move out of her other place and she can't go back home because her brother is a nasty character by all accounts - but that's not the irritation, in fact we'd more or less agreed she'll take over the spare room and move in properly when our other friend moves out next year. No, the irritation is that last night I was woken by the sound of her - very audibly - shagging some bloke in the lounge, on our sofa (presumably). I'll never be able to look at her in the same way, and the wife was absolutely fuming. Rightly so I think - a bit rude and disrespectful after our three months of generosity I think? Wife says she doesn't even want to sit on the sofa now, etc.

If she (the friend) had just waited until she'd moved in proper, have sex in her room, slightly awkward if we heard it but you just laugh it off, no problem. But no she has to drunkenly shag in the lounge and now my missus is going to have to say something. And she will know that we heard it, and honestly, she was pretty bloody vocal. Dear me. Me and the wife couldn't get back to sleep for hours because we didn't know what to do/say/think or how to approach it today. Initial move was that we both bailed this morning without waking her - but I'm sure words will be had.

Edit: Oh and I forgot to add, this same friend has had a bit of an on-off thing going with one of my best mates lately, and I think he's quite keen on her, so I have the added dilemma of whether I should tell him or not. Which I could do without.
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Maybe she was watching porn very loudly :ROFLMAO: This is better than Eastenders, keep us posted on the outcome
 
On a carpet fitting theme - had new carpets fitted months ago. They still haven't cashed our cheque for £1000. When I look at my bank balance I have to subtract £1000 - irritating.
 
On a packed train and some nob is letting his daughter climb all over the seat she’s Supposed to be sitting in while he’s playing on his phone
 
SwingsitlikeHogan said:
On a carpet fitting theme - had new carpets fitted months ago. They still haven't cashed our cheque for £1000. When I look at my bank balance I have to subtract £1000 - irritating.
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That's why I hate cheques with a passion . Even when I sent my sister a cheque for her wedding a week later I said to her I'd transfer it if she wants .. ripped that up straight Away
 
Carpet fitter again

It's 6pm and the second set of stairs is being done

Daughter's new room not been touched yet

Doors not been planed yet

His colleague has driven back to store to load up for Monday's job? Erm ur not finished here yet you cheeky so and so

Also they have unloaded other people's carpet into my hallway whilst he goes to load ...... Looks like a store room

Mrs ain't pleased she been out since 9 keeping little one Away

She goes bed At 18:30... That ain't happening
 
pauljames87 said:
Carpet fitter again

It's 6pm and the second set of stairs is being done

Daughter's new room not been touched yet

Doors not been planed yet

His colleague has driven back to store to load up for Monday's job? Erm ur not finished here yet you cheeky so and so

Also they have unloaded other people's carpet into my hallway whilst he goes to load ...... Looks like a store room

Mrs ain't pleased she been out since 9 keeping little one Away

She goes bed At 18:30... That ain't happening
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Should have gone to Clarke’s mate. Them lads carpeted two staircases, two corridors and the loft bedroom in half a day earlier this year....And they shot the bottom off all the doors.
 
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