Random Irritations

[fundy]

Tradesmen, especially in an area where they have lots of rich/naive customers. If you dont want the job just say so, stop stringing me out to try and fill gaps in between your high paying stuff

same ******* tradesman!!!! so glad i stayed in all afternoon for you not to show up or answer your phone!

 

[USER1999]

Funny thing is, she's not bad looking and all that but hearing her actually put me right off. It was like she was auditioning for a porno. Way over-the-top lol.

I am loving this story line. It's just so complicated. So you own a house, rent out the spare room, and have a lodger living on the sofa, who bangs casuals when pissed. I can't see how this can go wrong?

 

[PJ87]

Should have gone to Clarke’s mate. Them lads carpeted two staircases, two corridors and the loft bedroom in half a day earlier this year....And they shot the bottom off all the doors.

Parents sang this companies praises

However the fitters are subcontracted

Pot luck who you get

 

[Deleted member 1740]

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Your post did make me chuckle, reminded of when i was younger i did something similar at my parents with a girl from a night out, thought I'd got away with it as my mum never mentioned anything, then my dad came down for breakfast and said any girl who screams that loud during sex is putting it on to make you feel better about being a crap shag?


??

??? quality response from Wolf Snr *doffs cap*

 

[Wolf]

??? quality response from Wolf Snr *doffs cap*

Even now nearly 20 years later and 73 years old he is full of quick replies that hit the spot of should i laugh or be offended its bloody brilliant i always choose to laugh.

 

[Slab]

My irritation is that I've got up early to read the latest episode of 'my sofa lodger's a porn star' and there's no update from @Orikoru ?

 

[SteveW86]

My irritation is that I've got up early to read the latest episode of 'my sofa lodger's a porn star' and there's no update from @Orikoru ?

I’d suggest it deserves its own thread so that we don’t miss out an any updates

 

[richart]

I’d suggest it deserves its own thread so that we don’t miss out an any updates

I am going to wait for the film to come out.

 

[Pathetic Shark]

This has the potential to be the greatest sub-thread in the history of the forum .... until it gets locked by someone who has never had a noisy shag in his parents' house

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Won’t be me then ??

What do you mean it doesn’t count if they were out.

?

 

[Wolf]

Social media warriors.. So many on Arsenal fan groups and ither social media forums insulting Arteta and saying they've publicly abused him on his social media, such brave people. Lets hope they haven't figured out how to breed

 

[Bunkermagnet]

Is your irritation at her shagging someone or that you weren't in hand with popcorn ??

Or just in hand??

 

[arnieboy]

As a kid I was farmed out to live with an aunt and uncle for a couple of months. I slept in the sitting room and was fascinated by the racket going on upstairs. As a five year old I couldn't understand why the ceiling was bouncing up and down!

 

[Bunkermagnet]

As a kid I was farmed out to live with an aunt and uncle for a couple of months. I slept in the sitting room and was fascinated by the racket going on upstairs. As a five year old I couldn't understand why the ceiling was bouncing up and down!

My daughters have told us they always wondered why the radiaters moved some nights.
We also had an old lady, who lived next door to us when we had a flat, ask if we had a good party the previous night

 

[Bunkermagnet]

Back pain spasms....

 

[chellie]

This has the potential to be the greatest sub-thread in the history of the forum .... until it gets locked by someone who has never had a noisy shag in his parents' house

Or hers

 

[3offTheTee]

Spent 1 hour on chat with Ryanair trying to find out whether our booked flights are still operative. The flights are not available to book anymore and the agent could not tell me. Told me I had to keep phoned them to check.

Written to Chief Operating executive and the next port with be Michael O himself!

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Spent 1 hour on chat with Ryanair trying to find out whether our booked flights are still operative. The flights are not available to book anymore and the agent could not tell me. Told me I had to keep phoned them to check.

Written to Chief Operating executive and the next port with be Michael O himself!

Try Twitter or their Facebook page. A lot of large companies react quicker on social media than through traditional channels.

 

[Orikoru]

Maybe she was watching porn very loudly This is better than Eastenders, keep us posted on the outcome

My irritation is that I've got up early to read the latest episode of 'my sofa lodger's a porn star' and there's no update from @Orikoru ?

Haha not much more to add. I was having a drink with the mate that fancies sofa girl last night. After two pints I did tell him about it, and he says it didn't bother him. The missus avoided her all day and waited for me to get home but two pints became eight so I didn't get back til later. She eventually had it out with her over text and sofa girl was seemingly very apologetic and ashamed of herself. I don't actually know if they saw each other face to face this morning.

I'm currently still in bed, sofa girl is downstairs and I haven't seen her since the incident, and she knows that I heard. So there could be some awkwardness in the next half an hour when I go down...

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Just smile knowingly and wink ?