Random Irritations

[Voyager EMH]

Five today.

1. Banged my head on the shed door jamb after putting the lawnmower away. Bloomin' well hurt too.

2. Mrs V showing no sympathy, "Well its your fault for not bending properly."

3. Followed by the statement, "That's not going to get you out of further chores."

4. And then, "You think more about your golf than having a nice home and garden."

5. She's always right. Can't argue with her.

I know my place.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Five today.

1. Banged my head on the shed door jamb after putting the lawnmower away. Bloomin' well hurt too.

2. Mrs V showing no sympathy, "Well its your fault for not bending properly."

3. Followed by the statement, "That's not going to get you out of further chores."

4. And then, "You think more about your golf than having a nice home and garden."

5. She's always right. Can't argue with her.

I know my place.

You have work to do mate ?

 

[Voyager EMH]

You have work to do mate ?

Na, she loves me, I get away with it. Life's great.

 

[GreiginFife]

Pulling a nail out of a wall stud with a claw hammer that slipped as the nail came out and hit me. Not very hard, but right on the soft bit next to the kneecap. Just that sweet spot for minimum impact, maximum pain.

Went down like a sniper had got me.

 

[fundy]

Pulling a nail out of a wall stud with a claw hammer that slipped as the nail came out and hit me. Not very hard, but right on the soft bit next to the kneecap. Just that sweet spot for minimum impact, maximum pain.

Went down like a sniper had got me.

ouch!

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Pulling a nail out of a wall stud with a claw hammer that slipped as the nail came out and hit me. Not very hard, but right on the soft bit next to the kneecap. Just that sweet spot for minimum impact, maximum pain.

Went down like a sniper had got me.

I trust you got up and said those immortal words “ I’m fine “

Then screamed like a girl ?

 

[Deleted member 23270]

You go in mumsnet?
Ironic or what! ?

The irony is that you don't see the irony.

 

[YandaB]

The irony is that you don't see the irony.

Irony or Ironing?

 

[GreiginFife]

I trust you got up and said those immortal words “ I’m fine “

Then screamed like a girl ?

Nope, I was not fine. I rolled about like a premier league footballer for about 3 minutes and then walked it off before using it as justification for a seat and a cup of tea.

Completely covered head to foot in sawdust from the floor, I didn't care.

 

[Golfmmad]

The irony is that you don't see the irony.

Oh I do!

 

[Blue in Munich]

More a sadness than an irritation, but seeing what Parkinson's Disease has done to Billy Connolly.

As the man himself said "I've got Parkinson's disease; I wish he'd kept it to himself"

 

[bobmac]

Amber Heard, little miss perjury.

 

[Foxholer]

Amber Heard, little miss perjury.

Hearsay!

FWIW, Her testimony was believed (in 12 of 14 claims) over Depps in his 2020 Libel case against The Sun in UK.

 

[fundy]

The digger not fitting through the side gate Mrs wanted a new one anyway lol

 

[Slab]

Civil Aviation Authority safety laws require three cabin crew to every 50 seats, irrespective of the number of passengers on the flight... but A319 jets have seats for156 passengers... meaning some pretty unproductive cabin crew per flight

You'd think at one of the planning meetings this might've come up

 

[Orikoru]

Going to O2 arena to see Tool, I'm in the office today so have my bag. Just realised they have a 'no bag policy' so I'll have to pay a tenner to stick in their bag storage, and no doubt queue up half an hour for it at the end.

 

[Beezerk]

Going to O2 arena to see Tool, I'm in the office today so have my bag. Just realised they have a 'no bag policy' so I'll have to pay a tenner to stick in their bag storage, and no doubt queue up half an hour for it at the end.

Can you not leave your bag at the office?

 

[PJ87]

Hearing My grandad may have sepsis and off again to hospital..

Was there a month last time

He been bed ridden since

Safe to say.. we are preparing for the worst

 

[Slab]

Going to O2 arena to see Tool, I'm in the office today so have my bag. Just realised they have a 'no bag policy' so I'll have to pay a tenner to stick in their bag storage, and no doubt queue up half an hour for it at the end.

I’m just so out of touch

(Maybe wrong but) something told me you once saying you worked in the building sector and I thought this was some kinda trade show for tools and materials etc and I figured maybe they just don’t want folk having their tool bags and lifting the stuff on show

Had to google it...

 

[Orikoru]

Can you not leave your bag at the office?

Not if I want to do any work at home tomorrow!