Random Irritations

Five today.

1. Banged my head on the shed door jamb after putting the lawnmower away. Bloomin' well hurt too.

2. Mrs V showing no sympathy, "Well its your fault for not bending properly."

3. Followed by the statement, "That's not going to get you out of further chores."

4. And then, "You think more about your golf than having a nice home and garden."

5. She's always right. Can't argue with her.

I know my place.
 
Voyager EMH said:
Five today.

1. Banged my head on the shed door jamb after putting the lawnmower away. Bloomin' well hurt too.

2. Mrs V showing no sympathy, "Well its your fault for not bending properly."

3. Followed by the statement, "That's not going to get you out of further chores."

4. And then, "You think more about your golf than having a nice home and garden."

5. She's always right. Can't argue with her.

I know my place.
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You have work to do mate ?
 
GreiginFife said:
Pulling a nail out of a wall stud with a claw hammer that slipped as the nail came out and hit me. Not very hard, but right on the soft bit next to the kneecap. Just that sweet spot for minimum impact, maximum pain.

Went down like a sniper had got me.
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I trust you got up and said those immortal words “ I’m fine “

Then screamed like a girl ?
 
PhilTheFragger said:
I trust you got up and said those immortal words “ I’m fine “

Then screamed like a girl ?
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Nope, I was not fine. I rolled about like a premier league footballer for about 3 minutes and then walked it off before using it as justification for a seat and a cup of tea.

Completely covered head to foot in sawdust from the floor, I didn't care.
 
Civil Aviation Authority safety laws require three cabin crew to every 50 seats, irrespective of the number of passengers on the flight... but A319 jets have seats for156 passengers... meaning some pretty unproductive cabin crew per flight :unsure:

You'd think at one of the planning meetings this might've come up
 
Going to O2 arena to see Tool, I'm in the office today so have my bag. Just realised they have a 'no bag policy' so I'll have to pay a tenner to stick in their bag storage, and no doubt queue up half an hour for it at the end.
 
Hearing My grandad may have sepsis and off again to hospital..

Was there a month last time

He been bed ridden since

Safe to say.. we are preparing for the worst
 
Orikoru said:
Going to O2 arena to see Tool, I'm in the office today so have my bag. Just realised they have a 'no bag policy' so I'll have to pay a tenner to stick in their bag storage, and no doubt queue up half an hour for it at the end.
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I’m just so out of touch

(Maybe wrong but) something told me you once saying you worked in the building sector and I thought this was some kinda trade show for tools and materials etc and I figured maybe they just don’t want folk having their tool bags and lifting the stuff on show :unsure:

Had to google it...
 
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