Random Irritations

[chrisd]

Virtually any sentences starting with the word 'so'.

Any YouTube video where the presenter says driver without a " the" in front of it .

Eg "when hitting driver"

 

[bobmac]

Don’t bother, people not in the building game would have no idea of the cost of running vans, offices, staff, insurances, subscriptions to trade bodies, cost of bank overdrafts, as well as National insurance and pension contributions. They just think you stick the whole lot in your pocket. ?‍

I didn't say that, but I do know a lot can be claimed back on expenses for tax purposes

 

[Bunkermagnet]

I didn't say that, but I do know a lot can be claimed back on expenses for tax purposes

If they are earning that close to the VAT threshold, they may well have VAT to pay. so thats 20% gone. I also doubt they would also to be able to claim £30k of expenses all the time so thats the higher tax bracket sonny
I wonder what your employer charged for your services?

I wonder if knowing how much the sacked P&O staff were earning would alter anyones opinion of the company?

 

[Golfmmad]

done mine 3 times now

If the grass is growing i'll cut it on a high setting and as long as its not too wet.

 

[Pin-seeker]

Brown noses that just agree with anything someone says.
Proper cringe ??

 

[Imurg]

Couldn't agree more........

 

[Voyager EMH]

Brown noses that just agree with anything someone says.
Proper cringe ??

I can not possibly agree with you on that one.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

First Men's Medal this weekend. So from tomorrow we reinstate electric trolleys and the mandatory use of mats is also rescinded...amazing timing considering the amount of rain we had on Wednesday and how wet the course still is.

Could be worse. We hollow cored and sanded the greens on Monday and Tuesday and decided to play a medal on them today. Farcical

 

[phillarrow]

Could be worse. We hollow cored and sanded the greens on Monday and Tuesday and decided to play a medal on them today. Farcical

I think you might be missing the point slightly Homer!

 

[AmandaJR]

I think you might be missing the point slightly Homer!

Indeed. Probably the Ladies Comp on the Tuesday!

 

[ColchesterFC]

If they are earning that close to the VAT threshold, they may well have VAT to pay. so thats 20% gone. I also doubt they would also to be able to claim £30k of expenses all the time so thats the higher tax bracket sonny
I wonder what your employer charged for your services?

I wonder if knowing how much the sacked P&O staff were earning would alter anyones opinion of the company?

Stick the missus on the paperwork as Company Secretary and pay her a wage and dividends as well and you can keep it below the higher tax bracket.

 

[Dando]

listening to recordings of my step daughter signing and her thinking she hasn’t got a good voice

 

[Deleted member 1740]

£350 x 5 = £1750 per week
Allowing 6 weeks holiday per year......
46 weeks x £1750 = £80,500

You’ve forgotten tax, NI contributions, van ins, van tax, diesel, PL Ins, gas safe, waste carriers licence and all the other associated costs to running a business. Dont forget only 20% can be claimed for expenses.

When you’ve fully costed that, comeback to me and we’ll discuss it properly without assumptions.

 

[Deleted member 29109]

You’ve forgotten tax, NI contributions, van ins, van tax, diesel, PL Ins, gas safe, waste carriers licence and all the other associated costs to running a business. Dont forget only 20% can be claimed for expenses.

When you’ve fully costed that, comeback to me and we’ll discuss it properly without assumptions.

Just claim it back on expenses ??‍

 

[bobmac]

According to the internet, so it must be true,

According to the ONS, the average salary in the UK for the entirety 2021 was £25,971
https://standout-cv.com/pages/average-uk-salary#average-uk-salary-2022

So £80,000 must be quite good

 

[Deleted member 29109]

According to the internet, so it must be true,

According to the ONS, the average salary in the UK for the entirety 2021 was £25,971
https://standout-cv.com/pages/average-uk-salary#average-uk-salary-2022

So £80,000 must be quite good

£80k is a good salary. But a pointed out already. That is not what self employed trades are earning ?‍

 

[PhilTheFragger]

I'll let you tell her that....
Good luck...more chance of Fragger breaking 80....

I’m so glad you didn’t say 90, ??

 

[Pin-seeker]

Sky bill increase whilst in contract.
Shouldn’t be allowed imo.

 

[Golfmmad]

You’ve forgotten tax, NI contributions, van ins, van tax, diesel, PL Ins, gas safe, waste carriers licence and all the other associated costs to running a business. Dont forget only 20% can be claimed for expenses.

When you’ve fully costed that, comeback to me and we’ll discuss it properly without assumptions.

Not forgetting accounts
fees, no sick pay, no holiday pay. And you can't just take a sickky and let people down.

 

[Foxholer]

Not forgetting accounts
fees, no sick pay, no holiday pay. And you can't just take a sickky and let people down.

But mainly because it's obvious how much money you are losing! And the missus has probably already spent that too!