Golf Things That Gladden The Heart

[Crow]

Seems a bit worrying that people have to lie to their partners

I nearly always remember her birthday though.

 

[Voyager EMH]

I'm lucky that Mrs V's birthday is 20 days after mine.

My dad was even luckier. Wedding anniversary 20th Dec, mum's birthday 21st Dec. One trip to the shop to buy three cards at once - "To My Dear Wife."

 

[Orikoru]

Some wonderful attempts at subterfuge but do people not look at their bank accounts?

Silly Tyrion. Me and the wife have separate bank accounts.

 

[backwoodsman]

I just find it odd that anyone wants/needs to be secretive about what they spend their money on. It's almost as if they think they're doing something they shouldn't be.

Ps. Mrs B always knows if I'm I buying a new club.

 

[Orikoru]

I just find it odd that anyone wants/needs to be secretive about what they spend their money on. It's almost as if they think they're doing something they shouldn't be.

Ps. Mrs B always knows if I'm I buying a new club.

Just saves me getting it in the neck and her using it against me later. Mind games.

 

[Crow]

I just find it odd that anyone wants/needs to be secretive about what they spend their money on. It's almost as if they think they're doing something they shouldn't be.

Ps. Mrs B always knows if I'm I buying a new club.

You don't have the same number of clubs as I do.....

 

[IanM]

You don't have the same number of clubs as I do.....

Anything 20th century doesn't count

 

[backwoodsman]

You don't have the same number of clubs as I do.....

Anything 20th century doesn't count

Anything 20th century is a bit modern for Crow ...

 

[Slab]

Staying away at golf resort for a two day comp this weekend, room overlooks the 1st green and it's 6am just getting light, I'm sitting on the balcony and the guys are out cutting the green, moving the pin etc ahead of round one

9th

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Mind games.

Think you'll be safe then

 

[sjw]

Staying away at golf resort for a two day comp this weekend, room overlooks the 1st green and it's 6am just getting light, I'm sitting on the balcony and the guys are out cutting the green, moving the pin etc ahead of round one

9th
View attachment 55151

Mowing outside my window at 6am would definitely go in the irritations thread for me...!

 

[srixon 1]

Finding a ball marker that I thought I had lost in the pocket of a pair of trousers that haven’t been worn since March.

 

[Voyager EMH]

Finding a ball marker that I thought I had lost in the pocket of a pair of trousers that haven’t been worn since March.

Survived the washing machine?

Or clothes worn but not washed since March?

 

[srixon 1]

Survived the washing machine?

Or clothes worn but not washed since March?

Survived the washing machine. And somehow managed to remain in the pocket. It’s an old American quarter that I have had for years.