listen to all the above replies from the big cahonies
methinks you all profeth to much:smirk:
methinks you all profeth to much:smirk:
Fill the awkward silence...........
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pokerjoke
Money List Winner
Not sometimes love,all the time.
Or, same as its always been.
Or,you know where the door is.
Or,you can always go and live at your mothers.
Were together now aren't we, what's for dinner?
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Stitch this
That's my tea all over the keyboard, brilliant :rofl:
pheel88
Club Champion
"sometimes I think you would rather do the ironing than talk to me but I don't mention it do I?"
I think I would get an imprint of an iron on my forehead if I had the balls to say that.
I think I would get an imprint of an iron on my forehead if I had the balls to say that.
SaintHacker
Journeyman Pro
Oldest son is a proper grumpy teenager at the moment, Kevin and Perry was written for him. So I drag him round the course, wife is only too pleased to get rid of him for a few hours. Win-win!
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Spent a good 5 minutes trying to picture my wife actually saying this and just couldn't imagine this scenario....had a brainwave & imagined my ex-wife saying it and that did the trick no problem ......hence an ex-wife!
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Snelly
Guest
I don't really play golf darling, it is just the line I spin when I want to have a bit of R&R with my 23 year old mistress.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
"Think yourself lucky. I could be Homer"
G.U.R
Head Pro
"I've told you not to ring me at the driving range"
Khamelion
Tour Winner
If I tried that one, I'd have to stand in front of the ball and waggle my hips to take a drive!!
But on the other hand, wor lass encourges me to get out to play golf, gives her time to catch up on her soaps shes recorded.
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Alex1975
Guest
Been together 21 years... She knows its the case, she would not even comment on it....
Liverbirdie
Ryder Cup Winner
Shut up, and get back in your cage! Honest, I've said it.
bluewolf
Money List Winner
All these responses have made me realize how much of a wuss I am. Maybe it's because I'm lucky and get to play plenty of golf midweek. At most I play once per weekend.....
"Whats that dear? the forum? No, not me, I'm buying you a present online..."
"Whats that dear? the forum? No, not me, I'm buying you a present online..."
Junior
Tour Winner
Perfect situation Chellie!!!
Linnets
Assistant Pro
"AND??"
tsped83
Tour Winner
"It's golf or Crystal Meth, you choose"
londonlewis
Tour Rookie
and my playing partner said you weren't self aware...
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