Fill the awkward silence...........

[Junior]

Your wife, girlfriend, husband, partner turns to you and says

"sometimes I think you would rather play golf at the weekend with your mates than spend time with me" ................(your response)

 

[Crazyface]

Your wife, girlfriend, husband, partner turns to you and says

"sometimes I think you would rather play golf at the weekend with your mates than spend time with me" ................(your response)

Huh? what's that luv?

 

[granters]

At least I'm honest

 

[Birchy]

Just for statistical reasons ive had this directed at me too.

My response:-
"No way darling, your my number one. Theres plenty time for us to spend time together too. Are we going out tonight?"

What I wanted to say:-
"Golf is fun and a good craic, going to the in-laws talking about getting married, having kids is cack. Watching some of the rubbish on tv that you like is akin to the gas chamber as well"
"Does that answer your question?"

P.S She has realised now though that im always in a much better mood if ive been out for a game after grinding all week at work. Win-win situation now. Its just the many thousands I blow on the game that annoys her now

 

[granters]

Sometimes? You're delusional...





All the time

 

[anotherdouble]

I dont moan when you go to work all day.

 

[Qwerty]

"No way darling, your my number one. Theres plenty time for us to spend time together too. Are we going out tonight?"

Coolio by name, Coolio by nature!!
I couldn't help but hear a Barry White voice when I read it!!

I wouldn't know what to say, I'm a terrible lier.

 

[chellie]

Not a problem for me as we both golf. Infact he moans as I get to play more golf than him.

 

[kid2]

If your living with her just tell her that your heart grows fonder when your away from her..... Never know.... She might let you play both weekend days then.... :lol:

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

...yes - you're right. Besides - would be a waste of a lot of money if I didn't...

 

[StrangelyBrown]

"sometimes I think you would rather play golf at the weekend with your mates than spend time with me" ................(your response)

So is this what we're going to do today..? We're going to have a fight?

Or

You're sounding an awful lot like your mother.

 

[Marshy77]

I don't, honestly, its just that you brother is having a few marital/money/work/golf problems and he wants a chat'

 

[HawkeyeMS]

"Can we talk about this later, I'm watching the golf"

 

[Rooter]

"sometimes I think you would rather play golf at the weekend with your mates than spend time with me" ................(your response)

Acceptance is the first and hardest part of knowing you are a golf widow. Well done.

 

[Smiffy]

"Sometimes I think you would rather play golf at the weekend with your mates than spend time with me" ................

"To be honest, I'd rather spend time playing dominoes than spend time with you".

Yep, that would go down well

 

[Captainron]

Spending time with you is more expensive than me losing £2 a hole to my mates. Besides I've paid all that money to be a member so I want to get my money's worth. See you in about 6 hours for some lovin'. Bye

 

[GB72]

Your welcome to come with me and carry my bag.

 

[Robobum]

........."2 sugars please love."

 

[Curls]

So is this what we're going to do today..? We're going to have a fight?

Or

You're sounding an awful lot like your mother.

LOL! Like saying 2 wouldn't lead to 1

 

[pheel88]

I just do my best to irritate her when I am around the house and then she caves and says "just go to golf as you are annoying me".

Works every time.