Fill the awkward silence...........

listen to all the above replies from the big cahonies:rolleyes:

methinks you all profeth to much:smirk:
 
Your wife, girlfriend, husband, partner turns to you and says

"sometimes I think you would rather play golf at the weekend with your mates than spend time with me" ................(your response)


Not sometimes love,all the time.
Or, same as its always been.
Or,you know where the door is.
Or,you can always go and live at your mothers.
 
"sometimes I think you would rather do the ironing than talk to me but I don't mention it do I?"

I think I would get an imprint of an iron on my forehead if I had the balls to say that.
 
Oldest son is a proper grumpy teenager at the moment, Kevin and Perry was written for him. So I drag him round the course, wife is only too pleased to get rid of him for a few hours. Win-win!
 
"sometimes I think you would rather play golf at the weekend with your mates than spend time with me" ................(your response)

Spent a good 5 minutes trying to picture my wife actually saying this and just couldn't imagine this scenario....had a brainwave & imagined my ex-wife saying it and that did the trick no problem ......hence an ex-wife!
 
I don't really play golf darling, it is just the line I spin when I want to have a bit of R&R with my 23 year old mistress.
 
I don't really play golf darling, it is just the line I spin when I want to have a bit of R&R with my 23 year old mistress.

If I tried that one, I'd have to stand in front of the ball and waggle my hips to take a drive!!

But on the other hand, wor lass encourges me to get out to play golf, gives her time to catch up on her soaps shes recorded.
 
Been together 21 years... She knows its the case, she would not even comment on it....
 
All these responses have made me realize how much of a wuss I am. Maybe it's because I'm lucky and get to play plenty of golf midweek. At most I play once per weekend.....

"Whats that dear? the forum? No, not me, I'm buying you a present online..."
 
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