You know your old when......

[Leftie]

...... when Smiffy calls you "Dad"

:mmm: or was it "Grandad"



At least I've still got more hair and marbles than he has though

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

You spot that the flag party today had not been taught how to do a slow march, and that the youth organisations march past was a bit of a shambles. And you tutted.

 

[ger147]

My old Powerbug ended up in a bunker once and in bushes another time, much to the amusement of the 2 FCs i was playing along with.

Not fellow competitors BTW.

I assume it's still in said bunker? Or did someone else get it out for you?

 

[JohnnyDee]

You reach into the bag for a rescue on the tee of the par 3 where you always used to hit 5-iron a few seasons back

 

[williamalex1]

I assume it's still in said bunker? Or did someone else get it out for you?

Nope i sold it , because of its bad behaviour and the position of the stupid start button.
Neither of those FCs helped as they couldn't move for laughing .
TBH I doubt any of their parents are actually married.:rofl:

 

[richart]

You reach into the bag for a rescue on the tee of the par 3 where you always used to hit 5-iron a few seasons back

Don't forget that the tees are always being moved back.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

you start repeating yourself

yourself

 

[Hobbit]

you start repeating yourself

yourself

Or keep saying, "eh? Speak up."

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Or keep saying, "eh? Speak up."

oh dear...big tick in the box for that one - I blame standing too close to the Harriers at too many air shows

 

[srixon 1]

The cheapest car insurance you can get is with SAGA

 

[bobmac]

You know you're old when you have more slippers than shoes

 

[williamalex1]

When your travel insurance triples

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

When your travel insurance triples

You planning a trip into Glasgow then Billy?

 

[williamalex1]

You planning a trip into Glasgow then Billy?

I think the insurance for going to Glasgow would be higher :rofl:
I'm off to Tenerife for a few day to see the newest great grand daughter :thup:.

 

[Fish]

The button on the handle of my Motocaddy is in a precarious waist high central position, I have pressed it with my stomach a couple of times only to see my trolley do a wheelie and set off without me, not sure how this can happen when you have the body of a Greek God :smirk:

 

[pokerjoke]

The button on the handle of my Motocaddy is in a precarious waist high central position, I have pressed it with my stomach a couple of times only to see my trolley do a wheelie and set off without me, not sure how this can happen when you have the body of a Greek God :smirk:

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