Things Kids Say

[Neilds]

As requested in the Monarchy thread, thought I would start a thread about things kids say as my 6 year old niece came out with a good one this weekend.

We were up North visiting family and my niece was telling us about things she was learning in school, which included sums, phonics and history. We asked what she was learning in history and she said "the fire of London". When I asked her when the fire of London took place, she replied (with a serious look on her face) "the 1980s".

If youngsters think the 1980s is the depths of history, I suspect a lot of us on this forum are dinosaurs!!!!

 

[HowlingGale]

My kids keep going on about the 'olden days'. They're referring to times when we only had 5 channels and had to use CDs to play games on computers ?

 

[Bdill93]

As requested in the Monarchy thread, thought I would start a thread about things kids say as my 6 year old niece came out with a good one this weekend.

We were up North visiting family and my niece was telling us about things she was learning in school, which included sums, phonics and history. We asked what she was learning in history and she said "the fire of London". When I asked her when the fire of London took place, she replied (with a serious look on her face) "the 1980s".

If youngsters think the 1980s is the depths of history, I suspect a lot of us on this forum are dinosaurs!!!!

So my 1990's birthday keeps me young for now then!

 

[jim8flog]

Are we there yet?

Will never get old and will be asked by generations to come.

 

[Imurg]

Why..?


Thats it..thats the post.

 

[Newtonuti]

Not kids, but the Mrs came out with a corker when talking about the energy crisis "Why don't we just plug the wind turbines into a socket, then we have unlimited energy" Me and the step daughter just stared at her for a good five minutes gobsmacked.

 

[Blue in Munich]

If youngsters think the 1980s is the depths of history, I suspect a lot of us on this forum are dinosaurs!!!!

Did you not see chrisd’s random irritation where he took the grandkids to the science museum only to find quite a few items that he still uses were on display, much to the amusement of the kids?

 

[SocketRocket]

When my son was small I was on a bus with him and he proclaimed with his loudest voice "Dad, that lady has great big busters" ?

 

[SatchFan]

It's so unfair. I hate you.

 

[Rooter]

Can I have some money to buy a virtual thing in a game that doesn't actually make improve the game, it just looks a bit different. And its twenty quid.

 

[Bdill93]

Can I have some money to buy a virtual thing in a game that doesn't actually make improve the game, it just looks a bit different. And its twenty quid.

Never understood this..

Money for Fifa points to get better ultimate team players makes sense - Money for a skin in a game that's absolutely pointless, not one bit!

 

[Golfmmad]

6 year old granddaughter has a brother of 8 years old who was at school.
Suddenly she said out loud, "Alexa, what time is Elliott coming home?" ??

 

[Voyager EMH]

Whatever!

 

[SocketRocket]

 

[BubbaP]

My wife went to one of the early parents evenings only to be taken to one side for the teacher to ask how things were..
... living with an alcoholic vicar !
Little cherubs ?

(for the record I was neither ?)

 

[PhilTheFragger]

My wife went to one of the early parents evenings only to be taken to one side for the teacher to ask how things were..
... living with an alcoholic vicar !
Little cherubs ?

(for the record I was neither ?)

So apart from being a non alcoholic litigious kill joy…..what were you ??

 

[larmen]

6 year old granddaughter has a brother of 8 years old who was at school.
Suddenly she said out loud, "Alexa, what time is Elliott coming home?" ??

When we 1st got an Alexa our then 4 year old asked the speaker - Alexa, are you in there?

 

[chrisd]

When my son was small I was on a bus with him and he proclaimed with his loudest voice "Dad, that lady has great big busters" ?

Our son, on a bus with mother, a rather dishevelled, large lady, sat near. "What's that monkey doing on the bus" said he!

 

[Maninblack4612]

The granddaughter of a friend of mine announced that her other grandfather was "in hospital with an enlarged prostitute"

 

[AmandaJR]

When we 1st got an Alexa our then 4 year old asked the speaker - Alexa, are you in there?

Isn't she?!