Blue in Munich
Crocked Professional Yeti Impersonator
Someone who understands that a top speed of "only 78" isn't going to be 78 in the real World.
Someone who used to have a Honda Jazz in the family; perfectly functional for the reasons it was bought, absolutely devoid of any sort of driving pleasure and an utter pain on A roads and Motorways. Absolutely fine around town and for carting the old gits about but if we were going anywhere that involved the National speed limit it was the Subaru every time.