Slab's Caddy Comp

[Tashyboy]

Make the whole forum even more jealous of a bloke that only Tashy has met that gets to live in Mauritius.

If I told you how I got to play with Slab on a world class course and what it cost you probably wouldn’t believe me. What I do remember is that the drive back to the hotel was about 90-120 mins. I was absolutely knackered after the drive back and suffice to say got hammered. That evening I met another two couples and ended up playing Castle Stewart on the back of meeting them.
My only regret of the day was I was unable to have a good drink with “ Alan” (that’s what his close mates call him ) at the 19th due to me driving. But it was gorgeous sat outside looking at the course.

 

[Captainron]

Alan?!?! Don’t ruin the aura of the man.

Golf has Fluff, Skip, Squeeky, Creamy and Slab

Alan. Who the hell is Alan….

 

[Slab]

Back home after a successful round but before I give any more info I'm gonna take a dunk in the ocean, back soon....

 

[Bazz]

Back home after a successful round but before I give any more info I'm gonna take a dunk in the ocean, back soon....

Personally I prefer 5° and rain, but you carry on.

 

[Slab]

Personally I prefer 5° and rain, but you carry on.

Jeez the ocean temp is 30 degrees!

 

[Neilds]

Jeez the ocean temp is 30 degrees!

You're going to start losing friends soon!

 

[Slab]

So we're (he's) gonna make the cut, top ten at it stands 4 shots back from the lead, maybe top 15 by end of play

Still a good breeze but well down on yesterday
Can't belive how emotional invested I am in his score and performance
We reached P4 at one point but a late 3 putt dropped him back

Couple of blisters coming up but will just have to put up with it

 

[Bdill93]

So we're (he's) gonna make the cut, top ten at it stands 4 shots back from the lead, maybe top 15 by end of play

Still a good breeze but well down on yesterday
Can't belive how emotional invested I am in his score and performance
We reached P4 at one point but a late 3 putt dropped him back

Couple of blisters coming up but will just have to put up with it

Awesome mate! He must be very pleased!

Can you share what his lowest winnings would be if the cut is made?

 

[Slab]

After being with titleist for years he's currently with cobra for his clubs so I'll save my cobra cap for Sunday (go team)

 

[Slab]

Awesome mate! He must be very pleased!

Can you share what his lowest winnings would be if the cut is made?

Prize fund is the same as leopards creek last week so you can Google that to see what every player got/ gets

 

[Tashyboy]

Awesome mate! He must be very pleased!

Can you share what his lowest winnings would be if the cut is made?

Then we can work out what your 10% will be

Glad to see the tips I gave you, You have passed on. Like keep out of the water.

 

[Slab]

Then we can work out what your 10% will be

Glad to see the tips I gave you, You have passed on. Like keep out of the water.

You gave me footwear fashion tips and recommenced a moustache wax!!!

Both of which I ignored but nodded politely

 

[Tashyboy]

You gave me footwear fashion tips and recommenced a moustache wax!!!

Both of which I ignored but nodded politely

Keep it going me man. Love to hear the differences between this year and last years caddying.

 

[sunshine]

After being with titleist for years he's currently with cobra for his clubs so I'll save my cobra cap for Sunday (go team)

Make sure Cobra pay you for that advertising

 

[Slab]

Keep it going me man. Love to hear the differences between this year and last years caddying.

Biggest diff is that Oliver is on his first full year on DPWT while Nicolas Colsaerts is a seasoned 'been there done that' 20 year vet
I dunno if I mentored already that oliver doesn't know the loft of his 3 iron but he dam well knows exactly far it goes

 

[Slab]

What did you do? Look at your feet, smile, shrug? Interesting dynamic.

Coming back to this;

Just do your job basically
I doubt I'll come up with an inspirational comment to sort it out
Get the putter back, clean it, get to the next tee pronto

If it's a missable putt I've said 'they're not all gonna drop' but if makeable miss it's best to shut up and let him work it out

 

[Tashyboy]

Coming back to this;

Just do your job basically
I doubt I'll come up with an inspirational comment to sort it out
Get the putter back, clean it, get to the next tee pronto

If it's a missable putt I've said 'they're not all gonna drop' but if makeable miss it's best to shut up and let him work it out

Yup that seems a more positive thought process than saying “ that was rammel”.

 

[nickjdavis]

Alan?!?! Don’t ruin the aura of the man.

Golf has Fluff, Skip, Squeeky, Creamy and Slab

Alan. Who the hell is Alan….

Maybe he meant Alice.

 

[Tashyboy]

Slab/ Alan/ Bessie pal. Any chance of yer new bessie pal (after me) giving us some thought process on here when he is done. Just tell him to mind his Ps and Qs coz BillyBoots will give him an infraction.
Enjoy your next two days me man.
Could well be the first ever post by a pro on the forum.

 

[Bazz]

Slab/ Alan/ Bessie pal. Any chance of yer new bessie pal (after me) giving us some thought process on here when he is done. Just tell him to mind his Ps and Qs coz BillyBoots will give him an infraction.
Enjoy your next two days me man.
Could well be the first ever post by a pro on the forum.

Plenty of Pros on here mate, just some of them play off 20.