Random Irritations

[Wolf]

Blimey, you really upset Fragger didn't you?

? Well if Fragger happened to be in Afghan a few years back wearing a dish dash and somehow preempted me joining the forum and pissing on his chips regularly then he had some serious crystal for balls ?
But he probably was justified in his actions.

 

[Wolf]

Orajel is your best friend in this situation. Get the 20% benzoncaine version from the pharmacy and ignore the advice to only use it 4 (?) times a day. Use it as much as you need to. Works a treat.

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EDIT - that's for toothache. No idea how it would work for a vasectomy or a stabbing but if you rub it on your old chap let us know how you get on.

I'll see if I can get some as anything to relieve this pain will be a literal godsend. As for rubbing on the old chap I'll see how it goes, as long as it doesn't burn like deep heat it could be interesting ?

 

[Blue in Munich]

? Well if Fragger happened to be in Afghan a few years back wearing a dish dash and somehow preempted me joining the forum and pissing on his chips regularly then he had some serious crystal for balls ?
But he probably was justified in his actions.

I understand some forummers organised a whip-round for him to go to Afghan...

 

[Hobbit]

I understand some forummers organised a whip-round for him to go to Afghan...

I thought we'd only got him a one-way ticket?

 

[Wolf]

I understand some forummers organised a whip-round for him to go to Afghan...

Did they cock up flight booking and forget it it wasn't meant to be a return journey and in fact should've been a 1 way trip ?

Hobbit just beat me to it...

 

[Blue in Munich]

I thought we'd only got him a one-way ticket?

I'm told Liverpool Phil & Stu C were organising it; check with them but don't tell Fragger, okay?

 

[Imurg]

I thought we'd only got him a one-way ticket?

Couldn't be that lucky...

 

[ColchesterFC]

I'll see if I can get some as anything to relieve this pain will be a literal godsend. As for rubbing on the old chap I'll see how it goes, as long as it doesn't burn like deep heat it could be interesting ?

It numbs the area and makes it much less sensitive so maybe Mrs Wolf should be the one letting us know how good it is.

 

[USER1999]

5g on my phone is slower than dial up.

 

[Blue in Munich]

Mrs. BiM diagnosed with gastroenteritis & advised to take paracetamol in addition to the prescription medicine; so where will we get that then?

 

[Blue in Munich]

The amount of stockpiled medicine that will never be taken & will be thrown away 2 years down the line when it is out of date.

 

[Robster59]

Having a heavy cold (I hope) at the same time of Covid-19. Doing my head in with deciding which it is. Pretty sure it's a cold.

 

[Slab]

Having a heavy cold (I hope) at the same time of Covid-19. Doing my head in with deciding which it is. Pretty sure it's a cold.

Take this online easy test to id which it is:
How many fingers am I holding up?

 

[drdel]

Take this online easy test to id which it is:
How many fingers am I holding up?

Hang on I need my reading specs...

 

[Slime]

Fake news.

 

[Bazzatron]

The amount of absolute knobs on this forum.

 

[AmandaJR]

The amount of absolute knobs on this forum.

Probably a fair reflection on the human race. Perhaps a 20% quota?!

 

[chrisd]

Mrs. BiM diagnosed with gastroenteritis & advised to take paracetamol in addition to the prescription medicine; so where will we get that then?

Sorry to read that Rich, please wish Mrs BIM all the best from us

 

[chrisd]

I understand some forummers organised a whip-round for him to go to Afghan...

I think they hounded him ?

 

[Slime]

Mrs. BiM diagnosed with gastroenteritis & advised to take paracetamol in addition to the prescription medicine; so where will we get that then?

Sorry to hear that BiM.
If you're unable to get the Paracetamol, just let me know.