Random Irritations

Customers!

"Yes Mrs Smith we'll book you in for an afternoon call then."

On the day of the visit Mrs Smith phones up at 1:30 and wonders where the engineer is because she has to go shopping at 2 O'clock. :mad::mad::mad:
 
Our Europa league game being behind closed doors. Tickets went to general sale so those that had missed out previously would finally get the chance to go. Feel for them, losing out on flights hotels etc.
 
Coming down with a stinking cold at exactly the time when everyone is panicking about a virus. Can't wait for the filthy looks every time I blow my nose.
 
Orikoru said:
Coming down with a stinking cold at exactly the time when everyone is panicking about a virus. Can't wait for the filthy looks every time I blow my nose.
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What if it isn't a cold? You should self isolate immediately and be fed pizza slid under the door. Probably best to buy some toilet paper too.
 
murphthemog said:
What if it isn't a cold? You should self isolate immediately and be fed pizza slid under the door. Probably best to buy some toilet paper too.
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I don't think it's the virus because I don't have a cough. I was thinking about asking to work from home just to avoid the persecution of others though, then I got to my train station this morning and my train was not running. I took that as a sign, went straight back home and contacted my boss. :LOL:
 
Orikoru said:
I don't think it's the virus because I don't have a cough. I was thinking about asking to work from home just to avoid the persecution of others though, then I got to my train station this morning and my train was not running. I took that as a sign, went straight back home and contacted my boss. :LOL:
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If you're sneezing you're ok, it's just a cold
Runny nose? Almost certainly a cold..
 
Bazzatron said:
Our Europa league game being behind closed doors. Tickets went to general sale so those that had missed out previously would finally get the chance to go. Feel for them, losing out on flights hotels etc.
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Sounds like game might not be going ahead at all, rumour that their owner has Coronavirus and the team and staff now all being tested
 
Imurg said:
If you're sneezing you're ok, it's just a cold
Runny nose? Almost certainly a cold..
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I know that, that's what I said. My point was there will be dozens of people on the train who don't know anything who will see me blowing my nose and sneezing and think "OMG he's got it!".
 
Parcel force
Everyone holds them in such high regards over Hermes but I find them useless

Missed a parcel when I was in at the Table because the driver decided to knock on my porch (2 double glazed doors) instead of pressing the door bell

What a moron
 
It gets better

I rang the depot asking if he could pop back as I would like my parcel today

They rang him he said no and he didn't press the bell because he didn't want to be videoed without his permission

Don't know how to break it to him. Ring door bells video as soon as you break the motion field.. not just when you press them

What a tool
 
Bloody ants getting in the back room! I've gone mad and chucked ant powder everywhere. Seems to have done the job for now, my scattergun approach has struck lucky.
 
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