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The DWP. 
Random Irritations
- Thread starter Blue in Munich
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Wolf
Well-known member
I'd like to add them to my list irritation today to robbing gits ?The DWP.
Beezerk
Money List Winner
Putting someone on ignore by accident again, damn you bloody phone screens and fast fingers ?
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
It's raining again (did it ever really stop...!)
Lazkir
Head Pro
Customers!
"Yes Mrs Smith we'll book you in for an afternoon call then."
On the day of the visit Mrs Smith phones up at 1:30 and wonders where the engineer is because she has to go shopping at 2 O'clock.
"Yes Mrs Smith we'll book you in for an afternoon call then."
On the day of the visit Mrs Smith phones up at 1:30 and wonders where the engineer is because she has to go shopping at 2 O'clock.
Rain? Think we had some a month or so back. Today was the first, "OMG, I need to find a bit of shade" day.
Bazzatron
Q-School Graduate
Our Europa league game being behind closed doors. Tickets went to general sale so those that had missed out previously would finally get the chance to go. Feel for them, losing out on flights hotels etc.
fundy
Ryder Cup Winner
Bazzatron
Q-School Graduate
our fault for being utterly rubbish in the last round, sorry
I hope that's the case and they're rubbish in this round.
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Coming down with a stinking cold at exactly the time when everyone is panicking about a virus. Can't wait for the filthy looks every time I blow my nose.
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
What if it isn't a cold? You should self isolate immediately and be fed pizza slid under the door. Probably best to buy some toilet paper too.
Orikoru
Tour Winner
I don't think it's the virus because I don't have a cough. I was thinking about asking to work from home just to avoid the persecution of others though, then I got to my train station this morning and my train was not running. I took that as a sign, went straight back home and contacted my boss.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
If you're sneezing you're ok, it's just a coldI don't think it's the virus because I don't have a cough. I was thinking about asking to work from home just to avoid the persecution of others though, then I got to my train station this morning and my train was not running. I took that as a sign, went straight back home and contacted my boss.
Runny nose? Almost certainly a cold..
fundy
Ryder Cup Winner
Sounds like game might not be going ahead at all, rumour that their owner has Coronavirus and the team and staff now all being tested
Orikoru
Tour Winner
I know that, that's what I said. My point was there will be dozens of people on the train who don't know anything who will see me blowing my nose and sneezing and think "OMG he's got it!".
PJ87
Journeyman Pro
Parcel force
Everyone holds them in such high regards over Hermes but I find them useless
Missed a parcel when I was in at the Table because the driver decided to knock on my porch (2 double glazed doors) instead of pressing the door bell
What a moron
Everyone holds them in such high regards over Hermes but I find them useless
Missed a parcel when I was in at the Table because the driver decided to knock on my porch (2 double glazed doors) instead of pressing the door bell
What a moron
PJ87
Journeyman Pro
It gets better
I rang the depot asking if he could pop back as I would like my parcel today
They rang him he said no and he didn't press the bell because he didn't want to be videoed without his permission
Don't know how to break it to him. Ring door bells video as soon as you break the motion field.. not just when you press them
What a tool
I rang the depot asking if he could pop back as I would like my parcel today
They rang him he said no and he didn't press the bell because he didn't want to be videoed without his permission
Don't know how to break it to him. Ring door bells video as soon as you break the motion field.. not just when you press them
What a tool
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Though if what I have read and I hear on the radio this morning comes to pass - any form of sneezing, coughing, snuffling or whatever will have a 'recommended' 7 days self-isolation...
https://www.theguardian.com/politic...er-fire-from-mps-over-uk-coronavirus-response
Sats
Challenge Tour Pro
Rain rain and more rain. Bet we have another drought though!
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Bloody ants getting in the back room! I've gone mad and chucked ant powder everywhere. Seems to have done the job for now, my scattergun approach has struck lucky.
