Random Irritations

[Orikoru]

Getting an email asking if I’d like to play a round with Paige Spiranac and finding out they mean a round of golf

Wait who sent you that? I didn't get one!

 

[PJ87]

Wait who sent you that? I didn't get one!

She has seen you play ?

 

[Dando]

Wait who sent you that? I didn't get one!

I think it was something to do with 18birdies

 

[Orikoru]

She has seen you play ?

She wishes she had!

 

[Lord Tyrion]

The anti virus at work is playing silly beggars. I've been trying to repair, re install etc but I'm losing the battle ?

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

People that walk along the street watching videos on their mobile. Pay attention to where you are going you knobgobblers.

Also people with zero spatial awareness or awareness of their immediate surroundings. Not walking directly in front or or across someone is really, really not that hard.

I hate commuting.

If I see such a bozo heading my direction I will sometimes wait until they are fairly close to me and just stop walking and stand still - wait for them to walk into me or notice me at the last moment...

 

[Imurg]

Judging by the shelves in Tesco just now it appears the pound is going to collapse and we're going to be paying for everything in Pasta.
A tank of fuel for the car = 3 balls of tagliatelle, a handful of twists and a fist full of linguine

 

[fundy]

Judging by the shelves in Tesco just now it appears the pound is going to collapse and we're going to be paying for everything in Pasta.
A tank of fuel for the car = 3 balls of tagliatelle, a handful of twists and a fist full of linguine

glad I stockpiled pasta now

 

[Imurg]

glad I stockpiled pasta now

There are people out there who will never have to buy pasta again....
I can just imagine the scramble when the next delivery of conchiglie arrives....with a name like that it must be worth more....

 

[Slime]

Judging by the shelves in Tesco just now it appears the pound is going to collapse and we're going to be paying for everything in Pasta.
A tank of fuel for the car = 3 balls of tagliatelle, a handful of twists and a fist full of linguine

I'm glad I can't stand pasta.
Has there been a run on cauliflower or sprouts yet?

 

[Orikoru]

Old three wood STILL hasn't sold on Ebay after about 6 relistings. What is wrong with people? It's a bloody bargain at 87 quid now!

 

[chellie]

mate we got one at work .. its really hard to deal with him

he is a complete fantastist

he has admitted on FB in a long post that he lied that he was injured in combate when really he was in the navy 6 months and had an accident.. so he used the injured in combant to get better treatment!

1/3 of my room is ex forces

they cant stand him

I personally cant stand him because I feel he trying to buy his way into peoples good books and comes accross smarmy

we said we didnt want him up here when we found out about his past but apparently it doesnt matter that he is a proven liar and a theif

OMG, that's horrendous.

 

[Imurg]

I'm glad I can't stand pasta.
Has there been a run on cauliflower or sprouts yet?

Strangely there seemed to be plenty of rice on the shelves...prompting my theory of switch to a durum wheat based currency..
Cauliflower and sprouts, thankfully, remain unaffected so far..

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Strangely there seemed to be plenty of rice on the shelves...prompting my theory of switch to a durum wheat based currency..
Cauliflower and sprouts, thankfully, remain unaffected so far..

I still have 36 mince pies left so I am feeling pretty chilled about bunkering down

 

[Imurg]

I still have 36 mince pies left so I am feeling pretty chilled about bunkering down

That'll probably buy you a dozen bog rolls....

 

[Bunkermagnet]

Old three wood STILL hasn't sold on Ebay after about 6 relistings. What is wrong with people? It's a bloody bargain at 87 quid now!

Perhaps you have it overpriced?
Somethings only worth what anyone will pay for it

 

[Rooter]

Old three wood STILL hasn't sold on Ebay after about 6 relistings. What is wrong with people? It's a bloody bargain at 87 quid now!

I'll give you 3 sheets of Lasagne and half a bag of wholemeal penne.

 

[Robin Hood]

I'll give you 3 sheets of Lasagne and half a bag of wholemeal penne.

I'll raise that by a jar of Dolmio sauce and a garlic clove....

 

[Blue in Munich]

I'm glad I can't stand pasta.
Has there been a run on cauliflower or sprouts yet?

Greater likelihood of the runs being caused by cauliflower or sprouts

 

[Hobbit]

I've just bought some more alcohol gel.... well, its Spanish brandy (@€7.60 a bottle).