Random Irritations

I don't have Fragger's wonderful meme of Blakey but imagine it with the following words:

We don't like grammar police 😡

No more please, it is very dull for others whilst also being patronising
 
Sometimes the selfish attitudes of people I work with.

I run a tuck shop for them. Well everyone is suppose to help whilst I stock it up.

Shop arrives I unload it all. Notice that all the monster munch is actually all the flavour they not as keen on in one pack rather than put out so they can eat what they want and just let the other flavour pile up

I've now put the next batch in my locker until they eat them lol 😆

It is always frustrating when the shelfs are empty of crisps but unopened multi packs below for them to restock themselves

Lazy sods
 
Sometimes the selfish attitudes of people I work with.

I run a tuck shop for them. Well everyone is suppose to help whilst I stock it up.

Shop arrives I unload it all. Notice that all the monster munch is actually all the flavour they not as keen on in one pack rather than put out so they can eat what they want and just let the other flavour pile up

I've now put the next batch in my locker until they eat them lol 😆

It is always frustrating when the shelfs are empty of crisps but unopened multi packs below for them to restock themselves

Lazy sods
It's a good job they've got you to wet nurse them. 😂👍
 
There's possibly a totally unrelated cause for rudeness. Be sympathetic.

May I suggest you pick up on the tone of the gentle warnings from mods, and comments from other members. A reading of the rules for certain people might help too. If a mod says you’re offside, you are offside. Dissent will bring on a booking - your choice.
 
I live in a seaside town. Why do the tourists think that it is ok to walk in and out of the shops on sunny days without shirts on. Nobody wants to see your flabby body or smell your BO. If you want to take off your shirt go onto the beach.

I used to get topless truck drivers in my shop when I used to run a fuel station.
I asked one, a regular customer, to please put a shirt on whilst in the shop.
He asked why.
I told him he stank like a vet's thermometer.
He laughed like a drain whilst getting his shirt from his cab.
He never came in topless again.

It's the little victories ......................... (y)
 
I used to get topless truck drivers in my shop when I used to run a fuel station.
I asked one, a regular customer, to please put a shirt on whilst in the shop.
He asked why.
I told him he stank like a vet's thermometer.
He laughed like a drain whilst getting his shirt from his cab.
He never came in topless again.

It's the little victories ......................... (y)
I remember about 35 years ago in the height of summer coming across a pub with a blackboard notice outside that said:

"No bare chests (unless female)"
 
People who do not notice how loud they are speaking particularly when on a phone.

Walking down the 18 fairway today, woman on the phone in her car in the car park and we could hear every word of her conversation from over 100 yards away all the way to the green. When she said bye we all shouted bye . Totally oblivious to us she then made another phone call with her voice at the same level. I went over to have a word so the lads could putt in quiet. "I'm finished now".
 
People who do not notice how loud they are speaking particularly when on a phone.

Walking down the 18 fairway today, woman on the phone in her car in the car park and we could hear every word of her conversation from over 100 yards away all the way to the green. When she said bye we all shouted bye . Totally oblivious to us she then made another phone call with her voice at the same level. I went over to have a word so the lads could putt in quiet. "I'm finished now".
Mea culpa…I sometimes forget that one of our car parks is just a high hedge, putting green and jump from our 1st tee 😳
 
The current commentary team on Sky Golf is appalling. The Irish bloke is worse than Dame Laura who just called a 4 on a par 5 a par 🤦‍♂️
 
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