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Ryder Cup Winner
DPD doing their best Evri impersonation 
Tomorrow's ferry home being cancelled, and taking a Premier Inn booking with it.
You'll be lucky for Saturday as well judging by the forecast.
You will need to drown your sorrows in more Whisky![]()
Depends on the comment...People being so easily offended over a comment
Car in for a service today. Get an email saying the front tyres are 3.5 and 3.6mm, we recommend you replace them, click this button to pay now.
Erm, no thanks, there is a good bit of life left in the buggers yet!
The amount of times there's a 50-50 chance and yet 90% of the time I choose wrong!!
Rowing blades - so often and my brain doesn't compute.
Changing bedding - Super King which is "almost" square...mattress protector wrong, fitted sheet wrong (so 100% wrong). Grrrr....
Depends on the comment...
i was having a discussion about the incident in the England v India Womans cricket and this bozo went off about imperialism and that we were all racists, murderers and thiefs.
I might have called this person as "cave dwelling goat f**ker"
Been looking forward to a takeaway all day while the wife is out. Skipped lunch and everything. Delivery arrives well within the hour. Just dishing up and the bell goes, it’s next door collecting a package. Returned to the kitchen to find our divvy of a dog tucking into a cheese and tomato garlic bread he’d pulled to the floor.
Hose pipe ban still in force. As an amateur car detailer, having the Audi as dirty as it is after 2 months of no jet washing is starting to grate. And no, a bucket wash is not the answer ?
Williams Waterless Wash and Wax (4 x 1 L) + 2 x Triggers https://amzn.eu/d/hwudeL0
I bought some of that last week and used it today.
My car was awful and, also as I'm an amateur car detailer, I was utterly sceptical.
I'm now utterly gobsmacked ........................ this stuff really works!!
I have an average sized 5dr and reckon one bottle will do my car at least six times.
I also did the windows inside, much of the interior trim and the wheels.
The wheels really caught me out because they came up soooooooo much better than I was expecting!
I did, however, get through half a dozen microfibre cloths.
I reckon it cost me about £1 of product and the thick end of an hour.
Very, very pleased.
Oh, and no swirls!