Dental hygienist. Just spent a very uncomfortable 30 mins in the chair cleaning 3 years f plaque build up and with receding gums. I am so traumatised I am walking round the corner for a steak and pint!
I had a deep clean a couple of years ago. It would have been cheaper, and far less painful, to simply walk into a pub, choose the biggest, scariest looking fella I could find, question his parentage, and let him knock all my teeth out with one punch.
Horrible experience.