sunshine
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Just claim to be a footballer and then you can get a haircut no problem. Works for many things, footballers are exempt from most lockdown restrictions.
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Just claim to be a footballer and then you can get a haircut no problem. Works for many things, footballers are exempt from most lockdown restrictions.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
fundy
Ryder Cup Winner
***SORRY NO PETS*** on rental property adverts
Mandofred
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Every 3 days or so....run the electric razor over all parts of my head.....simples.
Every 3 days? Are you Chewbacca?
harpo_72
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The same old clap trap about investments go up and down ... should mean we take your money, we drink champers, buy a couple lines of coke and spend it on a filly and blame it on the stock exchange.
Should be guaranteed growth only, and they should have insurance to cover any losses... how many structural engineers say the beam might not take the weight and you may suffer a house collapse ? None, and if it happens they have professional indemnity insurance ...
Just saying .. !
Should be guaranteed growth only, and they should have insurance to cover any losses... how many structural engineers say the beam might not take the weight and you may suffer a house collapse ? None, and if it happens they have professional indemnity insurance ...
Just saying .. !
Can’t believe I’m seeing PII on here. There’s no escape from it now as it’s what I do for a living
Mandofred
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I'm about 6 feet shorter....speak with an American accent (because...I'm Amurican). Alopecia......no eyebrows either. Random bits of bloody annoying hair keep growing.....every 3 days is about right. If it's 5 days....I ask my wife to come take the razor over the head since I can't see everything. Although.... I do like to hit things....so there is some Chewbacca in there somewhere....
Blue in Munich
Crocked Professional Yeti Impersonator
fundy
Ryder Cup Winner
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Intelligent people who act soft until money is involved.
harpo_72
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Is there anything else?think youre looking for a savings account
It’s just a statement about being responsible, professionals are and they pay their insurance to cover them when they get it wrong and people claim off it.
Blue in Munich
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People who use RIP threads for unwarranted snide digs. 
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Don't think that a market based economy is the best place for you is it !?
harpo_72
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Dunno would you like something to fail and then the response well stuff happens .. suck it up.. it’s not market based economies it’s about delivering a service in a professional manner. These people are paid wages that are not inline with these amateur ideals. If you want to accept this, that’s fine.
I don’t, incompetence is not acceptable ... we should not be brushing it under carpet with lame excuses. If I did that I would lose my job, kill a few people as a consequence and cost the organisation I was employed by millions. So in my book you make loss, your crap at your job, go forth and multiply. You have failed the number 1 requirement of the role. That is capitalism and currently we are being a social service by accepting this ineptitude.
USER1999
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The car insurance industry is worse. Where else can you mess it up badly enough to make a loss, and then just charge your customers more next year to make up for the shortfall. Having insurance is compulsory, so it's a closed market, and people have to pay.
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And if, as has happened, house prices fall; who should face the sack then?
The housebuyer?
I think you had better stick to cash and National Savings.
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Principle of insurance is that "the losses of the few are shared by the many".
If costs of settling claims exceeds premium income the shortfall is collected from all.
Crazyface
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I'll raise you, Pets Allowed...on rental property adverts
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Interesting question. I have a no pets policy at my holiday home. Don't want the beds and sofas getting trashed or that 'wet dog' smell everywhere. Quite happy to accept that I'll lose some bookings but it keeps the place in good order.
