jim8flog
Journeyman Pro
Nobody notices you have not shaved.
One good thing about wearing a mask
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Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
It felt weird putting a mask on before going into the bank the other day....
gopher99
Active member
Said by a novice bank robber?
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
So novice I gave them money...
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Deleted member 18588
Guest
I don't think I have been inside a bank for five years or more.
No wonder branches are closing.?
jim8flog
Journeyman Pro
So novice I gave them money...
Did you have "Hand over the money" on the inside of the mask then?
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
Not if you are looking after our Covid patients as the fit mask test you have to undergo requires men to be clean shaven to ensure as airtight a seal as possible. Fortunately I don't have to so happy to have a few days of stubble in my role. A few of the male nurses not happy about having to shave regularly
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Next time I travel anywhere I won't look so 'scoffingly' and 'dismissively' upon Chinese/Japanese/Koreans wearing masks.
Grizzly
Well-known member
I haven't shaved since the Masters were postponed...
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Haha, what?? Nobody shaves anymore.
Jacko_G
Blackballed
A couple of years ago I was on the Portavadie - Tarbert ferry out in the middle of the Clyde estuary, beautiful scenery and lovely fresh sea air. I then saw a few middle eastern persons wearing face masks and I genuinely chuckled to myself thinking it was beautiful clean fresh air and a bit OTT to be wearing a face covering.
Fast forward to September 2020 I was on the same ferry again wearing a face mask!!!!
Are you training to be a barista?Haha, what?? Nobody shaves anymore.
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
...and when you reflect back to that day I am guessing that if the you on that day had been told what was coming down the round...well...and when I myself reflect back to such days I have to push my 'sadness' as to where we are today out of mind - just got to live today
bobmac
Major Champion
I went shopping with the wife yesterday all masked up.
Got home, took off the masks...wrong wife.
Stay alert people.
Got home, took off the masks...wrong wife.
Stay alert people.
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
...when out and about I don't get folks who know me saying 'ooh - you've lost weight - I can see you cheekbones...' as that just reminds me that for many years I was a very Mr Chubby Cheeks and didn't care
Canfordhacker
Q-School Graduate
timd77
Assistant Pro
How many have you got? ?
Tashyboy
Please don’t ask to see my tatts 👍
You can pull it over your eyes when yer mum walks into the kitchen in her dressing gown and teeth out ?
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
[QUOTE="What about the women...? ][/QUOTE]
I am to polite to say. Most of them scrub up far better than they look at the end of a busy night shift.
I am to polite to say. Most of them scrub up far better than they look at the end of a busy night shift.
