Golf Random Irritations

[Slab]

You don't get away with just that....we need the story.?

Our 16th is a beast
there's a carry for the next shot, but if your drive isn't a decent length then it's a risky FW or 8 iron layup, both into a strong wind

Sometimes I have to admit that the drive is too short and today it was 8 iron layup then 5 hybrid into the green (still short today)I

Edit it's a par 4 BTW

 

[Neilds]

Watching the Scandinavian Mixed Golf with caddies and ladies in shorts, but the antiquated rules mean the men can’t. Maybe if golf wants to attract more players, then more sensible (and modern) dress codes could do more than loud music and stadium holes

 

[Wilson]

Another year I can’t play in the Club Champs, this year I’m away, previously I’ve forgotten to book/not played enough qualifiers and various other issues.

 

[GB72]

Heading to the driving range and realising that not only did I not have my swing from 3 years ago when I last played, I had barely any semblance of a swing.

 

[Fade and Die]

Due to injuries I only played 3 times last year, played Surrey National last week, had to walk it as no buggies available. My god next few days I have felt it! Didn’t realise I had got so unfit! Ache from neck to toes!

 

[Imurg]

When you have your best round for a while, shoot 78 gross, 37 points with a score diff of 6.6 only to find that a score of 78, 37 points and SD 6.6 has just dropped off your 20

 

[simsini]

Playing a course where all the dog legs are left to right and my only shot shape is the complete opposite.

 

[Wilson]

Due to injuries I only played 3 times last year, played Surrey National last week, had to walk it as no buggies available. My god next few days I have felt it! Didn’t realise I had got so unfit! Ache from neck to toes!

I played it Friday, it was a tough walk!

 

[Orikoru]

Having the short game of a 36 handicapper all of a sudden.

 

[sunshine]

We did go first, we didn't really ask, just said hello and carried on. Knew we had a time so that was all we needed in our mind.

I haven't but I will be, shop was shut when we come off.

So you had a tee time booked at 4:28, and you teed off at 4:28. So what is your irritation? That another group was behind you?

 

[SteveW86]

Having the short game of a 36 handicapper all of a sudden.

What have you done to make the sudden improvement?

 

[Slime]

Due to injuries I only played 3 times last year, played Surrey National last week, had to walk it as no buggies available. My god next few days I have felt it! Didn’t realise I had got so unfit! Ache from neck to toes!

At least your head is okay.

 

[Bazzatron]

So you had a tee time booked at 4:28, and you teed off at 4:28. So what is your irritation? That another group was behind you?

My irritation is that a group couldn't be arsed to book like everyone else. That alright?

 

[simsini]

5 hour rounds at the local pay and play because the greenkeepers maintain the rough ready for the US Open.

 

[srixon 1]

Playing a medal today. Shot five over par and played to one over my handicap. I used my four shots by 3 putting four times.

 

[sunshine]

My irritation is that a group couldn't be arsed to book like everyone else. That alright?

It’s your irritation. You have my permission

 

[williamalex1]

Trying to find the net score results, from club open comps, who use different systems from HDID.
Why isn't there some kind of link between HDID and the master score card systems.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Trying to find the net score results, from club open comps, who use different systems from HDID.
Why isn't there some kind of link between HDID and the master score card systems.

On a similar theme, sort of, I played in a charity day on Friday. They still haven't announced the results. I'm assuming they did something at the end of the day but it's not hard to post things up on it's own dedicated FB page afterwards. My team won't be in the prizes but I want to know who won, what won etc.

 

[Slime]

Received an email from our golf club which included the following;

"We now have sanitary bins in the men's toilets in both the clubhouse toilets and changing room toilets, please discard used sanitary towels and incontinence pads in these rather than placing them in the waste bin."

The world's gone bonkers mental.

 

[sunshine]

Received an email from our golf club which included the following;

"We now have sanitary bins in the men's toilets in both the clubhouse toilets and changing room toilets, please discard used sanitary towels and incontinence pads in these rather than placing them in the waste bin."

The world's gone bonkers mental.

The demographic at your golf club probably indicates that incontinence is a common problem.