Where Playing Partners Stand when I tee off

[garyinderry]

what about slicers, I am not naming names here, who aim miles to the left with a driver in their hands. to stand directly opposite them I would have to be in front of the tee markers.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Do you know who these two golfers are ?

Obviously!

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Obviously!

Well he doesnt - so im guessing the golfers arent as obvious as you suggest.

In fact there is problem only one golfer that i can think of that could possibly get a Knighthood and he did - Faldo.

Who are the others

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Our Lady Captain got hit by a shanked ball right in the middle of her forehead. Luckily the bone is very strong there... and few inches lower and she would be in big trouble! She was standing in the historically correct safe place...
In certain lights, you can see a very faint Titleist in mirror script above her eyes...

She could not possibly have been standing in the HCSP as a shank cannot travel backwards.

My HSCP is slightly different from Hogan's but I did not want to start a pointless argument.

 

[upsidedown]

Sir Bob Charles
Sir Henry Cotton

One who hasn't but perhaps should have been was our screens a fair bit in the Autumn .

 

[In_The_Rough]

Tony Jacklin would be one I guess at

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Tony Jacklin would be one I guess at

What has he done wrong ( well apart from being in that dancing program )

And does he really deserve a Knighthood ?

 

[Deleted member 15344]

She could not possibly have been standing in the HCSP as a shank cannot travel backwards.

My HSCP is slightly different from Hogan's but I did not want to start a pointless argument.

Its shortened now to HSCP - is that an official abbreviation in the rules book ?

 

[In_The_Rough]

What has he done wrong ( well apart from being in that dancing program )

And does he really deserve a Knighthood ?

Not saying he deserves one or not but guessing that he is one that Doon is on about. He was virtually Bankrupt with a load of very shady golf property deals if I remember correctly. Possibly one of the reasons why he scuttled off to the USA

 

[NWJocko]

Sweet Jesus of Nazareth.

The only universally accepted wisdom forummers need to know are:

1. SILH is never wrong. About anything.
2. DfT has achieved more in his life than Forrest Gump.

I honestly couldn't tell you where folk are stood when I hit the ball and I really don't care.

If you are that bothered by where someone is stood you must have very few worries in life.....

 

[davidy233]

Sweet Jesus of Nazareth.

The only universally accepted wisdom forummers need to know are:

1. SILH is never wrong. About anything.
2. DfT has achieved more in his life than Forrest Gump.

I honestly couldn't tell you where folk are stood when I hit the ball and I really don't care.

If you are that bothered by where someone is stood you must have very few worries in life.....

Don't knock it - kept me amused through a long day - comedy gold

 

[Odvan]

Oh my days (as my teenage son would say).

Think I posted on p6 (20 per post) and then got on with my working life. How sad I am that I was busy...this has been priceless. I wouldn't say that the intense ridiculing has been justified but the ridiculing has . Hell, even the mods have joined in...

It cant be a wind-up thread, but its certainly provided an insight into what it's like getting in and out of Dr Who's tardis, certainly when reading a couple of posters comments. If I were a new player to golf and a new member on here I'd definitely be caught between a rock and a hard place....jack it in quick or stay and play/read for entertainment purposes.

To the OP, how are you getting on with your neighbours again, or should we ask them how they're getting on with you ?

 

[Odvan]

Sweet Jesus of Nazareth.

The only universally accepted wisdom forummers need to know are:

1. SILH is never wrong. About anything.
2. DfT has achieved more in his life than Forrest Gump and once played a round with Elvis amongst others

I honestly couldn't tell you where folk are stood when I hit the ball and I really don't care.

If you are that bothered by where someone is stood you must have very few worries in life.....

:clap::clap:

 

[Doon frae Troon]

PM for Liverpoolphil.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Its shortened now to HSCP - is that an official abbreviation in the rules book ?

Not yet.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

:clap::clap:

Not Elvis but I did coach the guy who wrote Delilia for a wee while.

He is very very rich now!!

 

[Odvan]

Not Elvis but I did coach the guy who wrote Delilia for a wee while.

He is very very rich now!!

Despite this whole thread being rather surreal, for some reason I take this to be one of the most believable things written in it, sincerely! :thup:

 

[ger147]

Not Elvis but I did coach the guy who wrote Delilia for a wee while.

He is very very rich now!!

Was that before or after he wrote Marching On Together?

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Despite this whole thread being rather surreal, for some reason I take this to be one of the most believable things written in it, sincerely! :thup:

You want surreal............ He also wrote the song that got Des O' Connor to No1 in the charts.....anyone know the title?

 

[Papas1982]

Sir Bob Charles
Sir Henry Cotton

One who hasn't but perhaps should have been was our screens a fair bit in the Autumn .

If you mean old Colin. Always a bridesmaid never a bride. Knighthoods should be for reaching top of your sport. He was never no 1 and never landed a major!