Neilds
Assistant Pro
Just point out that, technically, the washing machine does the washing,she merely puts the dirty clothes in the machine.
And then stand well back!
Random Irritations
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And then stand well back!
Beezerk
Money List Winner
A guy I follow on YouTube looks to have started putting his content behind a paywall, fair play to him for making a living out of it but I still find it irritating 
Bunkermagnet
Journeyman Pro
That would mean her teaching you how to use the washing machine first though.
Sid Rixon IV
Head Pro
Genuine follow up after I posted:You know you’re wrong, even when you’re right
"Right, what do I do?"
"Just Google Boots, then Search and put in what you're looking for"
"" So what's this??"
"" Er, you've pressed Intelligent Golf"
"No I didn't"
"(Sigh) OK, so go back and Google Boots"
Pause, and huffing...
"So what's this about?" - shows me phone.
"Er, you just found Boots on Google Earth"
(Growl) "Stupid bloody phone!"
"Give it here"
"No! Show me!"
D-S
Well-known member
Beer and tomato juice.
KenL
Tour Rookie
I’m all for friendly rivalry but not outright hatred.I know you are Ken, as am I. But there is nothing wrong with rivalries and taking the pish out of each other is an excellent British trait.
rudebhoy
Q-School Graduate
“Outright Hatred” is pretty strong and I suspect only applies to a very small minority.
I like to see England lose at all sporting events but live in England, like a lot of things about England, and 95% of my mates are English as is my missus.
KenL
Tour Rookie
I’m delighted about England’s World Cup qualification and the record set in doing so.
Now, come on Scotland.
Fade and Die
Medal Winner
No hatred from me. Only banter. Got Scottish family and a Scottish name, and grew up with a surprising amount of Scottish families in Millwall in the 70s/80s.
Voyager EMH
Slipper Wearing Plucker of Pheasants
Scottish name for me as well, as 2 grandparents were from Aberdeen.No hatred from me. Only banter. Got Scottish family and a Scottish name, and grew up with a surprising amount of Scottish families in Millwall in the 70s/80s.
Other grandparents from Rhondda Valley.
I can not possibly see Wales or Scotland as an "other" place as so many English people seem to do.
Sad for me though is, if I were try to claim to be Scottish or Welsh in those places, I'm going to be only a bit of a phoney Scotsman or Welshman, despite my feelings of affinity.
Sid Rixon IV
Head Pro
Crazyface
Tour Winner
Well, I don't, but seeing as these nutters are still out there swerving about over three lanes and at high speeds, I can only assume that word hasn't got to them from their counterparts that they may get nicked for doing so from evidence from these cameras. Not like those who are getting done for a few mph over the limits who are telling everyone they know about their misfortune and now the motorways are strangely, in general, full of people complying with the speed limits. Except for the nutters obviously, they can do what they want,for so it seems.
Crazyface
Tour Winner
Wow, I'd have gone home.
Crazyface
Tour Winner
Yeah, just say that you will do that.stuff clothes into a machine, pour in a bit of powder and turn a switch. Do the washing indeed......@Sid Rixon IV division of labour mate. If you don't like it, the solution is there. Do the washing for starters
Didn’t realise Fade and Die was a Scottish family nameNo hatred from me. Only banter. Got Scottish family and a Scottish name, and grew up with a surprising amount of Scottish families in Millwall in the 70s/80s.
RichA
Well-known member
I'm not allowed to use the washing machine unless everything in the load is mine because I don't follow the random laws of laundry that MrsA follows.@Sid Rixon IV division of labour mate
I only use the "Automatic" setting because it figures it out automatically. Nothing of mine has ever shrunk, stretched or changed colour.
Laundry is easy.
Fade and Die
Medal Winner
I think it’s the new motto for the Rugby team.Didn’t realise Fade and Die was a Scottish family name
jim8flog
Journeyman Pro
Yeah I have never heard of that either. There was a big thing about this recently and was ruled by government that being a Walt whilst being annoying and quite frankly pathetic that it was not illegal and that Stolen Valor was not a crime unless defrauding people
However a quick google shows!
The Uniforms Act 1894 criminalises any unauthorised use of military uniforms or any dress resembling such uniforms in a manner intended to impersonate armed forces personnel.
Bizarrely I don’t know a single person that’s heard of that and having that as an existing law shows those in power who ruled no such law existed or that being a Walt wasn’t a crime don’t know their own laws well enough.
There are loads of laws that are still on the statute book because they can only be removed by Parliament and the Lords and they do not have the time to discuss their removal.
I believe there was a Lords committee set up to review old laws to have them removed but probably some would have slipped past, at least you now play golf on a Sunday without practicing your archery without fear of being nicked for it.
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Ppl who put their entire question/query in the subject line of their email 
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Why use in e-sim if your mobile provider has no roaming charges?
