Random Irritations

I too have just become a member of a Premier League team in order to get on the season ticket waiting list and it cost me £36.

Man United are the same. Been a member for years as it allows me priority when buying match tickets. Alas, in the last few years getting those tickets has become extremely difficult.

So I’m paying my membership fee for not very much at all.
 
Orikoru single-handedly bringing the NHS to its knees.
I dont get why that is an irritation, he put up pics of his foot, it was clearly damaged and could easily have been broken, or cracked, so what do you do?
Ill tell you what you do, you do exactly what he did and go to your local A&E or hop in centre (see what I did there) or Minor Injuries unit,

Thats what they are there for, thats what they do. its not like hes going in with a runny nose is it?

He was in and out quite quickly which would not have been the case if they were stacking patients on trolleys in corridors

What is the problem?
 
I dont get why that is an irritation, he put up pics of his foot, it was clearly damaged and could easily have been broken, or cracked, so what do you do?
Ill tell you what you do, you do exactly what he did and go to your local A&E or hop in centre (see what I did there) or Minor Injuries unit,

Thats what they are there for, thats what they do. its not like hes going in with a runny nose is it?

He was in and out quite quickly which would not have been the case if they were stacking patients on trolleys in corridors

What is the problem?

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I dont get why that is an irritation, he put up pics of his foot, it was clearly damaged and could easily have been broken, or cracked, so what do you do?
Ill tell you what you do, you do exactly what he did and go to your local A&E or hop in centre (see what I did there) or Minor Injuries unit,

Thats what they are there for, thats what they do. its not like hes going in with a runny nose is it?

He was in and out quite quickly which would not have been the case if they were stacking patients on trolleys in corridors

What is the problem?


I think it was a joke 🤷‍♂️
 
Tourist tax. What is that about? You get charged to spend your money and boost their economy? Not from me they won't. infraction 'em.
I lost the plot in Fort Lauderdale when I checked in a hotel at 5.45 pm. We were leaving at 10.00 am the next morning. That’s $45 bucks please Mr Tashyboy. Eh what for, tourist tax. Use of towels, don’t need any. Free car park, I don’t have a car. Two bottles of water in your room. That’s $45 per night. Robbing gits. “ have a nice day sir”. Shove it Uncle Sam. I did get it back when I returned home after a complaint to the travel company.
 
So does your emoji here mean that you actually don’t think we should use emojis to show sarcasm?

Supposedly the lowest form of wit

A statement without an emoji is a statement, open to interpretation by the reader without any nuance from the author to guide the reader.

My use of the roll eyes emoji is self explanatory
Unless you need me to explain it to you 🙄
 
Supposedly the lowest form of wit

A statement without an emoji is a statement, open to interpretation by the reader without any nuance from the author to guide the reader.

My use of the roll eyes emoji is self explanatory
Unless you need me to explain it to you 🙄
Historically there have been many sarcastic/comedic comments written and spoken without emojis. Yet people have managed to figure it out!
 
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