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The part time, blood money, has-been, short wearing, nobody tour?Howay lads, back into the spirit of the forum and slagging off LIV
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bobmac
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It wont be long till Christmas
Beezerk
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GreiginFife
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My dad will like this view. Just been told his Golf R has a delivery date of December 19th
ColchesterFC
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Shoplifting! For that you get one hand amputated. A second offense gets the other one cut off. Anything more serious than that and it's a lethal injection or electric chair. And the biggest advantage of this would be that reoffending rates would be almost zero.
PhilTheFragger
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Just had to dispatch one of my hens, laid a mahoosive egg and ruptured its vent, major prolapse, nasty nasty
And before you ask, it’s roast pork for dinner
And before you ask, it’s roast pork for dinner
Just had to dispatch one of my hens, laid a mahoosive egg and ruptured its vent, major prolapse, nasty nasty
And before you ask, it’s roast pork for dinner
Dispatch? Jiffy bag ? Hope you didn’t use UPS or DHL.
PhilTheFragger
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Dispatch? Jiffy bag ? Hope you didn’t use UPS or DHL.
Ha
Love the dark humour, it’s what us brits do best
.22 air rifle at zero range did the trick
Clean, quick, hole already dug,
Now having a bloody big whisky
How do farmers do it?
upsidedown
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Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Just shank it with a 9 iron.....mind you, you'd probably miss......Just had to dispatch one of my hens, laid a mahoosive egg and ruptured its vent, major prolapse, nasty nasty
And before you ask, it’s roast pork for dinner
PhilTheFragger
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Knob
But yeah
But yeah
Just shank it with a 9 iron.....mind you, you'd probably miss......
Even if he made contact it wouldn’t go more than 40yds
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Tad generous there B.....
PhilTheFragger
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Not really helping lads tbh
chellie
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Just had to dispatch one of my hens, laid a mahoosive egg and ruptured its vent, major prolapse, nasty nasty
And before you ask, it’s roast pork for dinner
Tough thing to do. Luckily we never had to do it with ours. Still miss having our back yard flock.
Not really helping lads tbh
No, it’s not fun really but you did the best thing by it. Looked after it when it was alive and then took away its suffering humanely. Only had to do it a few times, and the memory stays with me.
PhilTheFragger
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#Real Men
Fromtherough
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Being on an interview panel 200+ miles away where the organiser has scheduled 2 interviews (about 60-90mins each) over 2 days.
Beezerk
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Drink drivers in the local pub, seems to be rife where we live.
Rooter
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I'll add mobile phone using drivists.
If you are behind the wheel, you are driving! Phone should be in a pocket, glove box, on a holder etc. not on your lap or between your legs OR IN YOUR HAND!!
If you are stuck in traffic, you cannot use your phone!
If you are at a red light, you cannot use your phone!
6 points for the last 2! stuck in traffic and check a text? 6 points!! GOOD!! Lots of research showing the time taken for the phone distraction to have left, also you are not keeping your eyes on whats going on around you, pedestrians crossing between traffic, cyclists/moto filtering etc etc etc...
