Random Irritations

Lord Tyrion said:
Similar to that is the 'when is it due'to the pregnant looking woman who is just overweight or 'your grandson is a smashing lad' to the old bloke who turns out to be the actual dad. Done both of those at the school gate ?. Only once, you don't repeat errors like that unless you really are clueless.
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Afraid to say I can beat those, day after Children in Need was on TV, saw a mate I had not seen in ages with a proper chome dome of a shaved head! Blimey John, how much did you raise?? Him: I'm 6 weeks into chemo...
 
We had one of our interns announce that her new boyfriend was picking up at lunchtime to take her out for a drink.
I made a comment along the lines of "he'll be easy to recognise, he'll be the one with the ankle bracelet".

He only had one.
 
Homer will remember someone we used to work with (PR were his initials) who once said to one of his staff, "Cheer up Roger, you look like someone has just died". The guy replied "yes my Dad has".
 
IanM said:
My Bank/VISA "helping me" by insisting on sending a code to me by text to validate a payment.

No mobile signal here, so no texts. But no alternative to it... so can't make the payment.... super
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Had the same issue with my bank and I had left my phone at home. Called them up, went through a few security checks and they pre authorised it for me.
 
patricks148 said:
just went to pick up a couple of cases of Flower and the Bee and its gone up to £15 a bottle.. :censored:
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Was this Majestic?

Was there a couple of weeks ago and got 6 bottles thinking I’ll get the 20% discount for buying 6, the discount is already taken off as we are in Scotland, I still took all 6 ??
 
Pathetic Shark said:
Homer will remember someone we used to work with (PR were his initials) who once said to one of his staff, "Cheer up Roger, you look like someone has just died". The guy replied "yes my Dad has".
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Mind you Roger looked like someone had died most mornings. Hardly the cheeriest soul in the office. from memory
 
Why can't golf on the red button be in full HD?

At what point in the future, where the whole world is 4k, or maybe even 8k, are you going to be able to pick something from Sky, be it red button, or Sky go, and get HD?

Proper HD, 1080p, not American HD which is 720p.

I am guessing RB is 720.
 
Also, while I am on a roll, Sky golf showing the Ladies Open from Troon, interspersed with the Mens Wales Open. Also on Sky Mix.

Really? Sky are devoting 2 channels to golf, with 3 tournaments on at the same time, and are showing the same golf, at the same time, on both channels.
 
It is also buffering, really badly. It's like a really nasty illegal stream.
Actually, an illegal stream would be better than this. This is rubbish.
 
BrianM said:
Was this Majestic?

Was there a couple of weeks ago and got 6 bottles thinking I’ll get the 20% discount for buying 6, the discount is already taken off as we are in Scotland, I still took all 6 ??
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no, woodwinters, Majestic in sneck must be the worst one in the UK.... without question:LOL::LOL:
 
Story on the BBC.. the headline really annoyed me

"Derailed train almost reached 73mph"

To me as a railway worker reading that if I saw that incident report id assume the driver was speeding and that is where they Are aiming blame

Go into the actual article

The limit for that stretch is 75mph

So he wasn't driving over the limit

So it's not even news

Just stop
 
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