Orikoru
Tour Winner
But the blue one is Leonardo!!
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Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Who doesn't know that? Michaelangelo was the orange one with the nunchucks.Assuming that's true, why would you know that!
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Go to your room!
Crazyface
Tour Winner
It appears in either a bit dim or as usual not on the same ,,"humour" wavelength. Can you explain
PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
Oh dear, it’s always tricky when you have to explain stuff. Here goes...
Doon got his facts wrong and crashed & burned . Publicly
That’s it ?
There is nothing else ?
Lazkir
Head Pro
The thread that just keeps on giving!
Orikoru
Tour Winner
You know Ninja Turtles have existed since the 80s right?
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
And they're still Teenagers.?.You know Ninja Turtles have existed since the 80s right?
GB72
Money List Winner
And actually started out as a very violent comic and was not designed for kids at all.You know Ninja Turtles have existed since the 80s right?
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
SLAB: ... Orikoru you have been found guilty by the elders of the forum of uttering the name of the ‘Teenage mutant ninja turtle Michelangelo’, and so, as a blasphemer,...
CROWD: Ooooh!
SLAB: ...you are to be stoned to death.
CROWD: Ahh!
ORIKORU: Look. I'd had a lovely read of the forum, and all I said was, 'That ninja turtle wasn’t Michelangelo.'
CROWD: Oooooh!
SLAB: Blasphemy! He's said it again!
CROWD: Yes! Yes, he did! He did!...
SLAB: Did you hear him?!
CROWD: Yes! Yes, we did! We did!...
FORUM WOMAN : Really!
silence
SLAB: Are there any women on the forum today?
CROWD: No. No. No. No...
SLAB: Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--
FORUM WOMAN stones ORIKORU
ORIKORU: Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!
SLAB: Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
CROWD: She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.
FORUM WOMAN: Sorry. I thought we'd started.
SLAB: Go to the back.
FORUM WOMAN: Oh, dear.
SLAB: Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
ORIKORU: Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying Teenage mutant ninja turtles.
CROWD: Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...
SLAB: You're only making it worse for yourself!
ORIKORU: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Teenage mutant ninja turtles! Teenage mutant ninja turtles! Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
CROWD: Oooooh!...
SLAB: I'm warning you. If you say ‘Teenage mutant ninja turtles’ once more...
FRAGGER. stones SLAB
Right. Who threw that?
ORIKORU: laughing
silence
SLAB: Come on. Who threw that?
CROWD: She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.
SLAB: Was it you?
FRAGGER.: Yes.
SLAB: Right!
FRAGGER.: Well, you did say ' Teenage mutant ninja turtles'.
CROWD: Ah! Ooooh!...
CROWD stones FRAGGER.
SLAB: Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say ' Teenage mutant ninja turtles'.
CROWD: Ooooooh!...
CROWD stones SLAB
CROWD: Ooooh!
SLAB: ...you are to be stoned to death.
CROWD: Ahh!
ORIKORU: Look. I'd had a lovely read of the forum, and all I said was, 'That ninja turtle wasn’t Michelangelo.'
CROWD: Oooooh!
SLAB: Blasphemy! He's said it again!
CROWD: Yes! Yes, he did! He did!...
SLAB: Did you hear him?!
CROWD: Yes! Yes, we did! We did!...
FORUM WOMAN : Really!
silence
SLAB: Are there any women on the forum today?
CROWD: No. No. No. No...
SLAB: Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--
FORUM WOMAN stones ORIKORU
ORIKORU: Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!
SLAB: Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
CROWD: She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.
FORUM WOMAN: Sorry. I thought we'd started.
SLAB: Go to the back.
FORUM WOMAN: Oh, dear.
SLAB: Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
ORIKORU: Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying Teenage mutant ninja turtles.
CROWD: Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...
SLAB: You're only making it worse for yourself!
ORIKORU: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Teenage mutant ninja turtles! Teenage mutant ninja turtles! Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
CROWD: Oooooh!...
SLAB: I'm warning you. If you say ‘Teenage mutant ninja turtles’ once more...
FRAGGER. stones SLAB
Right. Who threw that?
ORIKORU: laughing
silence
SLAB: Come on. Who threw that?
CROWD: She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.
SLAB: Was it you?
FRAGGER.: Yes.
SLAB: Right!
FRAGGER.: Well, you did say ' Teenage mutant ninja turtles'.
CROWD: Ah! Ooooh!...
CROWD stones FRAGGER.
SLAB: Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say ' Teenage mutant ninja turtles'.
CROWD: Ooooooh!...
CROWD stones SLAB
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Think the strict self isolation has finally taken its toll.......
PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
Phew that was close ??
Wolf
Well-known member
I got lost halfway through reading that, so I'm iff to read my Ninja Turtles comics, Leonardo, Donatello, Michealangelo and Raphael are far easier to understand..... #cowabunga ??
Life of Brian (apologies if you knew but the emoji suggested otherwise. Classic scene in a wonderful film)
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
I was wondering if a couple didn't get it, this kind of stuff should be taught in schools
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Couldn't get a song out of my head yesterday and its just popped back in.... If you want to sing along its ‘If I Were a Rich Man’ from Fiddler on the Roof
If you want to sing along its ‘If I Were a Rich Man’ from Fiddler on the Roof
Youngsters today ?.I was wondering if a couple didn't get it, this kind of stuff should be taught in schools
I have the film on my tablet as an option on long journeys. When my son was 12-13 he borrowed it to watch a film, I have a few different ones on there. I didn't even think he would choose that one and just chuckled to myself whilst driving as I could see and hear him laughing away. Only when we stopped for a break did i think to ask him what he was watching ?. I think that was the first film he had seen with swearing in it, hence the stifled laughter along with the regular laughter. He must have seen it 5+ times now, it's a favourite. I've failed my kids on many classic films but I'm pleased to say he is fully educated on this very important one ?
3offTheTee
Tour Rookie
4 shortish golf breaks to Scotland cancelled. Some great courses missed, all Opens, including Downfield, North Berwick, Lundin Links, Monifieth, Fairmont St Andrews twice, Panmure.
Next year hopefully
Next year hopefully
