Random Irritations

[Wolf]

3 people waiting for coffee at the BP this morning; two wearing masks, and the idiot in the Fulham shirt that thought pulling it up over his mouth sufficed. Cretin.

Problem with that is I've been into several shops including local tesco, BP and few others that have acknowledged that as being acceptable. But I agree its cretinous behaviour in grand scheme if things.

 

[Crazyface]

First friendly today, won 3-1 and my calf injury was fine, played 60 minutes with no problems.
But...the manager is still insisting on playing a formation that just doesn't suit our team, we don't have the players for it and he can't see it ?

What level are you playing at? Please don't say pub, coz that's just a way to work up a thirst for the session after the match.

 

[Deleted member 21784]

First friendly today, won 3-1 and my calf injury was fine, played 60 minutes with no problems.
But...the manager is still insisting on playing a formation that just doesn't suit our team, we don't have the players for it and he can't see it ?

Still won 3-1 tho sounds like it worked well ?

 

[AmandaJR]

Leaking swimming goggles...I must have a wonky face!

So a new aquasphere mask on order - they look daft but they work...

 

[AmandaJR]

Following the swim we could only shower in the poolside showers so enough to get rid of most of the chlorine. In the cubicle I thought it wise to use plenty of body lotion. What on earth?! What have the put in the pool water to cause it to react so weirdly?! Checked the bottle - shower gel

 

[Beezerk]

Still won 3-1 tho sounds like it worked well ?

Ha ha yes, but they were terrible and we were really poor today.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

I hit my ball into some pine trees today. Whilst searching for it I wasn't looking where I was going and walked into a branch. The pine needles poked my right eye, it's still sore now. Found the ball though ?.

My favourite golf shirt is a grey and blue trim Adidas one. It's the perfect size, nice and light, I like how it looks. For some strange reason the collar on it has gone weird. It is two pieces of material, not one, and somehow they wont sit flat now. My wife might have put it in the tumble drier ?. Either way it has ruined the look of it and I can't put it right ?.

 

[Lazkir]

I hit my ball into some pine trees today. Whilst searching for it I wasn't looking where I was going and walked into a branch. The pine needles poked my right eye, it's still sore now. Found the ball though ?.

My favourite golf shirt is a grey and blue trim Adidas one. It's the perfect size, nice and light, I like how it looks. For some strange reason the collar on it has gone weird. It is two pieces of material, not one, and somehow they wont sit flat now. My wife might have put it in the tumble drier ?. Either way it has ruined the look of it and I can't put it right ?.

When confronted about it, I guarantee her reply will be along the lines of 'well I never liked it on you anyway'.

 

[BubbaP]

Maybe a little tongue in cheek but this one's been building the last couple of weeks...

The premier league football fraternity & pundits talking about "playing in Europe next season or not" and variations.
On which continent do they think the home grounds are in? ?‍?

 

[ScienceBoy]

Car started making a weird noise, got to my destination, well the speed bump 20m from my destination, an the exhaust fell off my car...

 

[drdel]

Car started making a weird noise, got to my destination, well the speed bump 20m from my destination, an the exhaust fell off my car...

It was just exhausted from the trip.

 

[ScienceBoy]

It was just exhausted from the trip.

I would say it was tyred, yes.

 

[Kellfire]

Maybe a little tongue in cheek but this one's been building the last couple of weeks...

The premier league football fraternity & pundits talking about "playing in Europe next season or not" and variations.
On which continent do they think the home grounds are in? ?‍?

Brexit m8.

 

[bobmac]

Tread carefully next time you go to the loo.Is that ok?

 

[Fish]

TNT flippin "so called" couriers!

Stayed in all day for one van to collect my part ex'd music keyboard and, for best reason known to the useless so and so's, another to deliver my new digital piano. Driver one turns up and takes away my boxed keyboard and tells me that the piano is on its way, he saw them loading it when he was at the depot. Piano doesn't arrive, music shop rings TNT and the lying gits say that the lorry was full and they couldn't get my load on, so I've had to wait in for the whole day for nothing.

Now have to wait until after my holiday for it to (hopefully) arrive.

They’re a carrier not a courier, quite a difference within the trade ?

 

[Fish]

So I’m constantly seeing question marks in my emails and posts on forums instead of an apostrophe, what’s that all about, and how do I fix it?

 

[PhilTheFragger]

So I’m constantly seeing question marks in my emails and posts on forums instead of an apostrophe, what’s that all about, and how do I fix it?

Still suffering from the heat on Saturday?

What device are you using or is it the same on multiple devices?

 

[Fish]

Still suffering from the heat on Saturday?

What device are you using or is it the same on multiple devices?

Same on multiple devices, iPhone 11 Pro & iPad, not sure on Laptop, will check.

 

[Crazyface]

3 people waiting for coffee at the BP this morning; two wearing masks, and the idiot in the Fulham shirt that thought pulling it up over his mouth sufficed. Cretin.

Some of those "masks" people are wearing are no more than a footie shirt. They are just some sort of material which does NOT block the stuff we breathe out. I've got a full face thing. Look damn stupid but at least me glasses don't steam up.

 

[chrisd]

They’re a carrier not a courier, quite a difference within the trade ?

My post was about 2 years ago - why have you dug it up now?