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ColchesterFC

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Not good, I don’t understand why people would even do it.

Because people are stupid, selfish and ignorant. When I come to power it will be legal to carry cattle prods to deal with these imbeciles *



* Obviously that law (along with compulsory roller skates for old people to speed them up a bit) will have to wait until day 2 of me being in power, as day 1 will be spent reclassifying the tomato as a vegetable because everyone knows it's not a fruit. And banning pineapple as a pizza topping.
 
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Starting back at work tomorrow, not looking forward to getting up at 4-15 am :mad:

Club champs qualifier as well so thats another year I'm not in contention :ROFLMAO:
 
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Sounds like a valid excuse for a sickie to me ?

Ordinarily I would agree, but going to have to have a return to work interview with my boss and go over all the changes implemented on access and movement around the buildings, security arrangements etc and all this is best done at weekends or nights when the 'idiots' (day workers) are off :):ROFLMAO:

Was expecting the call back to work although I was led to believe it was going to be nights only for a while. Not going to be doing much I suspect as the site has no operations ongoing, just making sure we don't go 'bang'.
 

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Because people are stupid, selfish and ignorant. When I come to power it will be legal to carry cattle prods to deal with these imbeciles *



* Obviously that law (along with compulsory roller skates for old people to speed them up a bit) will have to wait until day 2 of me being in power, as day 1 will be spent reclassifying the tomato as a vegetable because everyone knows it's not a fruit. And banning pineapple as a pizza topping.

Any chance you could bring back the death penalty? (y)
Oh, and while you're at it, could you legalise assisted suicide/euthanasia?
 

Blue in Munich

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Because people are stupid, selfish and ignorant. When I come to power it will be legal to carry cattle prods to deal with these imbeciles *



* Obviously that law (along with compulsory roller skates for old people to speed them up a bit) will have to wait until day 2 of me being in power, as day 1 will be spent reclassifying the tomato as a vegetable because everyone knows it's not a fruit. And banning pineapple as a pizza topping.

You had my vote until the pineapple. :eek::rolleyes:
 
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