Random Irritations

[PhilTheFragger]

Burning the ear hairs off, don’t worry you were perfectly safe.

But hes a Ginger, might have gone up in flames

 

[Captainron]

Motorhomes.

Ban them from the roads.

Caravans too please

 

[Burnsey]

Caravans too please

After motorhomes though please.

 

[Lucifer MorningStar]

But hes a Ginger, might have gone up in flames

That I wasn’t aware of he’d have burnt the place down! Does he also smell of Fox urine like all gingers

 

[Orikoru]

Burning the ear hairs off, don’t worry you were perfectly safe.

Ok, but wouldn't you tell somebody before you started doing that to them?? That's not the kind of thing you just spring on a person.

 

[Lucifer MorningStar]

Ok, but wouldn't you tell somebody before you started doing that to them?? That's not the kind of thing you just spring on a person.

Nah I’d just shout surprise and hope that’s enough warning to stand up in a court of law

 

[chellie]

I went to a Turkish barber once, and part-way through he lit something on fire and started whacking me with it without warning. Never again.

Did you look like this